two of my friends, arguing over someone called twenty pesos in tagalog:
me: who's twenty pesos
one of them: no one *continues teasing the other friend*
me: seriously who's twenty pesos
one of them: no one, apa
another person, carrying one person's shipmate: *bumps into them* oh hey it's [shipmate's name] *runs off*
other friend: hhhhhh tHIS IS ALL MR LION'S FAULT
both of us: wHAT NO
other friend, attempting to throw mr lion over a tall fence:
one of them: NOT MR LION
me: I GAVE HER MR LION I AM OFFENDED
mr lion is a figurine of a lion's head that i gave to one of them
it actually looks like a rat with a mane but eh
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you fall down seven more times
i'll be there, seven eight nine!
as we keep trying, we'll find
we're always singing the same tune!
regardless of whatever time zone you're in, i hope you have a good morning.