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Foolmael is running around at warp speed. The appearance of two holidays at once seems to have put him in a frenzy. He’s wearing a giant pair of bunny ears and a spinning bow tie around his neck. His three-piece suit is an eye blinding combination of pastel patterns and swirls. On one arm hangs a basket full of giant Easter eggs. They’re... beeping? 

You soon figure out why. The gang member giggles hysterically and throws an egg right at your feet. It explodes on contact, knocking you to the ground. 

Foolmael giggles again and then hands you a chocolate rabbit. 

“ I T ‘ S

N O T

P O I S O N E D,

I

P R O M I S E . “

He suddenly snaps his fingers and a giant clear egg appears behind him. Inside is Ishmael and all the other gang members. Ishmael doesn’t seem particularly worried and is sharing candy with Ishmeal. Ishamel is trying to pull off a bunny ear headband to no avail. Ahab is waving her gun in your direction and mouthing at you to run.

Foolmael snaps his fingers again and the egg’s surface turns opaque. 

“ D O

Y O U

W A N T

M O R E

C A N D Y ? “

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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kindinky23

Poison... or candy... poison... or candy... Ehh, poison. Who cares?

 

Candy?

 

Do you dare me?

 

bRiN, nO. KaIA, i dARe yOU tO nOt eAT ANy caNDY inSTEaD.

 

Are you sure it's safe...?

 

Sure, Foolmael is always safe.

 

Okay! -Shrug-

 

BRIN NO

 

What?

 

NO

 

-Perches on Siv's shoulder- Run, Sssssssiv!

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Dragonfly 

|Female||Straight|

|Slytherin||Human|

  ~~~~~~~  

 

Congrats you were bored enough to look for white text

*takes Ahab's advice and begins booking it out of there*

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>Summer<

your friendly nocturnal acquaintance

also a filipino sun god but shhhhhh

Joined 3/22/18 not really

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iceclaws188

-Renegade pulls up with the SAMBulance, stuffing her face with candy.-

 

 

-Kate looks around.- "What is the opposite of Easter?"

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Renegade - Ren - Renny

        aesthetically pleasing

                 and somewhat edgy

  Female/Bi/Fangirl

 Hope Hustle for Your Dreams

           ✵✵✵ 

 #WhiteInkWasWorthIt

    ^Write that in your sig^

     If you see this message.

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teabear54

W H Y

I S N ‘ T

F O O L M A E L

W E A R I N G

T H E

B I L B Y

E A R S

G A V E

H I M ?

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Fafnir

 

 

Mr Manticore

Mars

Fishnir

#Fade

#Remember Zoe and Sally

I’m particularlgoofinder

Worrying means you suffer twice

 

Hey all, crippling depression here

 “This is a pretty hardcore origin story” ~ Spiderman Noir

Level 99 edgelord

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horsedragon1273

Luna cautiously approaches. "You're no magical rabbit, I can say that much."

 

HK doesn't say anything, just regards Foolmael with a suspicious gaze.

 

Jallas looks at Foolmael. "You seem... more unstable than usual. Why have you locked up the other Ish's and Ahab?" He decides to ask a logical quesiont that he probably isn't going to get an answer to.

 

The Conductor approves of the explosive eggs. "Lad, you would make great movie potential! Why, I can see it now- The Lone Foolmael, where you have to do crazy things against others. It'd be a Western, of course."

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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lavenderdawn69

"No, Foolmael, I'm fine," I say. Then I get up, turn around, and start to run.

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 Lavender/Iria

ASLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,you'd make a great teacher.

 

My gang:Strawberry Shortcake, Plum Pudding, Lemon Meringue, Blueberry Muffin, Raspberry Torte, Ginger Snap

 

 

The world changes,nature shrivels but also blooms,yet we stay strong.

 

 

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crowsoul50

At the words “magical rabbit“, Foolmael’s eyes grow wide.

”W H Y

D I D N ‘ T

I

T H I N K

O F

T H A T ‽ “

A giant rabbit leaps out of the bushes and Foolmael climbs onto its back. From his new vantage point, he starts throwing more eggs at SAMBers. 

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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kindinky23

oH nO

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Dragonfly 

|Female||Straight|

|Slytherin||Human|

  ~~~~~~~  

 

Congrats you were bored enough to look for white text

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butterflycat1708

"GIMME A CHOCOLATE EGG!!" Esmeralda yelled at Foolmael as she waved her hands.

 

Bixbite and Amber started to back away slowly.

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

*is playing MiiTopia*

 

Soupy, focus!

 

Eggs...candy...

 

Pebble...no, just no...the eggs are explosive and the candy is probably poison, April Fool's for crying out loud!

 

Can I do a prank?

 

No!

 

Killjoys

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My name is Soupy

 

"Eat your soup!"

-Chloe, Dog With A Blog

 

"Bring him soup!"

-Chloe, Dog With A Blog

 

 

 

Hey guys, let's play some MiiTopia!

 

 

 

 

101 games that I love/have loved include that

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frostlynx454

Oh no

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(Light)Saber

Please wait, sabers siggy is under construction

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catdragon13873

Jade turns into a cat and sneaks over to the giant egg, where she turns back into human and starts cutting a hole with her Meme Bayard. 

 

Bored runs and gets into her Red Tide Pod lion, and starts hitting the bombs away from people. 

 

Pineapple gets into her Yellow Rickroll lion, and blocks as many bombs as possible, while blasting Never Gonna Give You Up and singing along.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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fashionangel225

Starry had abandoned the warfare a looong time ago.

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Oh No, It's Riri

Hello, hello

I need you here

Alone I wait

Will you appear?

{causing chaos since 2018 | trying to become active}

(also the creator of diamond bay)

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hydrahoneydew9

Ocean screeched and threw a shoe at Foolmael, eyes wide with fear.

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane

*tries to make Foolmael dance so he can't do that stuff*

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My name is Soupy

 

"Eat your soup!"

-Chloe, Dog With A Blog

 

"Bring him soup!"

-Chloe, Dog With A Blog

 

 

 

Hey guys, let's play some MiiTopia!

 

 

 

 

101 games that I love/have loved include that

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kindinky23

Siv and Kaa have escaped. The rest of Firefly's gang is screaming for candy.

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Dragonfly 

|Female||Straight|

|Slytherin||Human|

  ~~~~~~~  

 

Congrats you were bored enough to look for white text

*is now being hindered by throwing eggs* Oh come on.

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>Summer<

your friendly nocturnal acquaintance

also a filipino sun god but shhhhhh

Joined 3/22/18 not really

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coindragon103

*blasts Never Be Alone at Foolmael and sings along*

*spits venom at Foolmael's unthrown eggs, making them explode on him* *sings with Hope*

*music makes him attack Foolmael*

*uses the power of LOUD SNORING to attack*

*throws a million scrolls on Foolmael*

 

Ah, my first four gang members. I feel young again.

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Hope Fluffeh Huggles

Queen of fire nekos

Hufflepuff|ThreadGhost|Inactive|loyal SAMBer|

"I'll never give up. The gone disease is strong, but we are stronger." Me, just now

#ForeverFluffeh

#RememberTheLost

Gang: Mallow, Leech, Flare, Starmaker

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crowsoul50

The explosion causes Foolmael to fall off the giant rabbit, which proceeds to stampede by itself and try to squash people. Foolmael pops up with a cackle, seemingly unharmed, and resumes throwing eggs that he's somehow gotten out of nowhere. This time, when the eggs explode, they also release paint that splatters everywhere. 

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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hydrahoneydew9

Ocean looked more hyped than Hyper hyper with Nutella. "D-Did this place just turn into a turf war?? With paint?? Yeah!"

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane

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kindinky23

 Le fancy escape manuever roll. "He's probably just trying to separate the deserving strong ones from the weaklings who don't deserve the candy."

 

 A serious nod comes from the still-present members of FireFly's gang.

 

 In a copse of trees Siv pulls a crossbow out of her pocket and hands it to the snake perched like a necklace of her shoulder. She quickly shifts into a fox and attempts to look cute to temporarily stop Foolsmael.

 

 Kaa tries to situate himself with the crossbow. He finally wraps his tail around it right and starts firing at random SAMBers because it's a miracle he can shoot at all. It's not like he can aim or something.

 

 Kaia inevitably turns into a bear because she can't control this and becomes a target for most of the arrows being shot by Kaa who is pretty much blind to what's happening.

 

 A lone kitty is running around, covered in paint.

 

 Siv suddenly jumps up and flutters her long, feathery ears with a skip of excitement. "Stop firing the crossbow! I've got an idea!"

 

 Kaa slithers up her half-formed shoulder, leaving the crossbow on the ground right next to Foolsmael. "What issssss it?"

 

 "An idea for a machine. We need a bunch of chocolate chips, a polar bear, a good-sized pickle jar, some rusty spatulas, a few bungee cords, a working motorcycle, two frying pans, some cooking oil, pancake batter, a working cannon, and a couple of destruction machines. The idea is to make the pancakes for Foolsmael. Then he'll run over there and the motorcycle will ram up against the polar bear and it'll attack Foolsmael."

 

 Kaa slaps her in the face with his tail. "That won't work, ssssstupid. And if it did, where the hell would we get all that?"

 

 Siv starts talking slowly, convinced that Kaa can't understand her correctly. "For... the... chocolate... chips....... We... go... to... the... chocolate... chip... store..."

 

 "I get the point. Where will we go to get the cannon, though?"

 

 "The cannon store... duh!"

 

 A weary sigh comes from Kaa.

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|Slytherin||Human|

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Congrats you were bored enough to look for white text