Well, don't you fear! I am here! And I bring to you...Unhealthy Doggy Food! It is the wettest, sweetest, most delicious dog food your dog gang members will ever eat!

 

Ingredients:

 

Sugar

Water

Sugar

Salt

Water

Sugar

Water

Sugar 

Water

Sugar

Water

99% or more of the following:

Sugar

Water

55% of the following:

Cake

Cupcakes

Muffins

1%-66% of the following:

Cardboard

Glass

Old shoes

and grass!

 

WARNING: EXCESS SUGAR, AND THE CAKE, CUPCAKES, MUFFINS, CARDBOARD, GLASS, OLD SHOES, AND GRASS CAN CAUSE THE FOLLOWING, PERMANENT OR TEMPORARY!!!!

 

Sugar highs

Exhaustion after sugar highs

Loss of teeth

Burns from lit candles

Burping up cupcake wrap thingys

Blueberries stuck in teeth

Sickness do to wet cardboard

Cut tongue because of broken glass

Burping up shoelaces

Burping up the soles of old shoes

A different sickness

Death

 

Measurements:

 

Small dogs: 22 gallons

Medium sized dogs: 57 gallons

Big dogs: 100 gallons

Huge dogs: 999 gallons

 

Please give in these measurements, or the dogs will hate it. Thank you for purchasing Unhealthy Doggy Food! 282882828 coins, please!

 

 

Mods, please let this through!

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It's me, Sprite!

I'll take a lifetime supply please! *throws the coins*

 

WAIT WHAT I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THIS--!!

 

Oh, sorry! I already payed! Either starve or eat the stuff!

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Jenna & Chad! (and Daisy)(AND DORITO!!)

 

Swish, Dodge, Rush, Meadow, Wave, Pebble, Star

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

Poke

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Jenna & Chad! (and Daisy)(AND DORITO!!)

 

Swish, Dodge, Rush, Meadow, Wave, Pebble, Star

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

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fairyathena472

Why are you looking at me like that?

Can I have 999999999999999998899999999 gallons please? *throws coins*

I AM NOT A DOG.

YOUR NAME BEGS TO DIFFEE

 

 

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KITTEN

Queen of 0w0

Author in training

Collecter of sparkly things

Wannabe artist

DnD geek

Bookworm!

Hot mess of a child

She/her

Bicurious!

 

GO BEYOND! PLUS ULTRA!

*gives the gallons and the lifetime supply*

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It's me, Sprite!

I'm reviving this! (Also hello again)

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scarletdragon3016

Hello. Do you have any...oh wait, wrong place.

 

Sqqquueeeaaakkk.

 

Yeah, I think he'll eat anything even if he isn't a dog. 5 bags, please.

 

Clickkkk. Squeak.

 

Why do you sound like you've eaten three bags of old shoes? *looks over* oH nO *grabs old shoes* Sorry. I'll pay for those. *Coins are created out of nowhere* I think that's about 1,414,414,140 coins. There you go. Keep the change.

 

*drags Dolphin out of store*

 

-Galaxian-

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Until we lose them

 

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wolfdreamtime201

Eh, I probably shouldn't eat this. 

Uh... one bag please. 

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AKA Mozilla

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 Like a pheonix I will rise and fly from the ashes 

 

Draw a circle there's the Earth! 

 

 

#Christian

#Deltasquad

 

*gives bag*

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