A husband is on the way to the store, when his wife calls and tells him: "Please get me a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."
When the husband comes home, his wife sees him struggling while carrying twelve gallons of milk back into the house. "Why in the world would you get me twelve gallons of milk?" asked the wife, exasperated.
"They had eggs" was the reply.
The Moral of the Story: Always go to the store yourself.
P.S. If you would like me to add more jokes, just post! I have a lot today. Or you could post your own... :D
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Est. June 2018
God of Loyalty, Life, & Cosmos
We never know all the chances we lost
Until we lose them
~I guess it's almost time to say...