Setting: Science classroom.
Classmate 1, quiet but deadly. Strange subject to study: Hey you.
Classmate 2, loud but very very VERY not deadly. Also a strange subject to study: Yeah?
1: Your mom loves you. *Sneakly rolls packet of paper into a roll.*
2: What can I say? I'm a lovable- *gets hit by newspaper*.
Me, in my head: This is the behavior in the wild. Animals will hunt each other in the jungle, and use tricky tactics like the one you just saw. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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