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tigercrawling99

Just to let you know my dogs names are Tux and Sadie.

 

 

Number 1:

 

(Tux starts growling. He jumps up on my mom)

Mom: Tux it’s juts your reflection

Tux: No it’s not! It’s this other dog that looks just like me! He’s outside of the win- oh (calms down) I guess that was me...

 

 

Number 2:

(Tux chews on an antler)

Sadie: (whines) Can I pleeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeee have it...?

Tux: No

Sadie: Pleeaaasssssseeeee...?

Tux: Fine (gets up and let’s her have it)

Sadie: Thanks!

(Sadie gets bored and Tux is laying down)

(Sadie gets up and puts the antler right in his face.)

Tux: Stop it

(Sadie doesn’t stop)

Tux: (bites her)

Sadie: Oww! Mom Tux bit me!

 

 

Number 3:

(Sadie bites Tux)

(They start play fighting)

(Tux gets annoyed)

(Tux bites her)

(Sadie bites Tux’s feet)

(Tux bites her really hard so she will stop)

(Sadie yelps and runs away from him)

Me: Sadie you started the fight, don’t be acting like a wimp

(Sadie comes over so I will pet her)

Me: Go away

(She goes away)

5 minutes later:

(it starts all over again)

 

 

My dogs are crazy

 

P.S. I might add more that’s just the first things I thought of

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My dog howls like a tiny Chewbacca. When we leave the house and she’s lonely, or she needs to go outside, we hear “OWW ROOW RO RA!” 

 

on repeat. 

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And I love my dog for that 

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my dog stretches and howls in the dumbest way at the same time but it's even better because he's a horgi and he's got the cutest little stubby legs

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I once saw my Great Dane run into a tree while chasing a squirrel. 

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@Marx aww... that sounds so cute. 

 

@Dawn that’s funny. I hope your Great Dane was okay after that

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Toby tried to go under a bus to get to anthor dog, but realized it hust and came running back. He also hols when i play violin because he thinks it is a dog howling, but he refuses to leave until i stop. (he is a boglen)

 

 

 

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@Grey- He was fine and continued chasing the squirrel. 

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Me: -pouring Cheerios- -some of them fall on the floor- -figures Rocket will get them and goes to the table to eat-

Rocket: Hmm I heard something -goes over to the kitchen island- AHA CHEERIOS -munch munch munch- Hmm . . . but where did these come from . . . She was standing over here, maybe she has more of these . . . -stands next to me- Ahem young lady might I remind you that you have a dog

 

I told him to go away since I don't want him to think begging is acceptable, but he's so smart. o_o

 

 

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@Unicorn is he a Boglen Terrier? 

 

@Samurai that’s funny. My dogs will just stare at me. It’s sometimes really creepy

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@Samurai my dog begs a lot, even tho we totally dont't feed him from the table 

 

 

@Grey yeah, he is a mostly beagle Boston terrier mix (he looks like a darker version of a beagle), meaning he farts a lot, and barks loud and runs fast. He is so lucky he is cute.....

 

 

 

 

 

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Samurai, that made my day.

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@Unicorn Sadie is too. She’s just a brat

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@Grey a boglen? 

 

 

 

 

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@Unicorn yes she is.

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My dog has a metal/aluminum food dish, and every time it's empty she clacks her claws against it to make a loud "ding" sound, like a bell. She will do this and give a meaningful stare to me until she is given food.

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My dog (a little white fluffy) thinks she is a Doberman it goes like this 

 

Ekho looking out the window: huh I think I see... something is moving out there!!!! MOM! HELP! need to chase it (runs into window) MOM IT HIT ME HELP! yip yip yip I'm so tough

come over here and I'll, NO NO stay out there! MOM!!! 

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@Tornado I think your dog knows what she wants

 

@Rynn aww that’s cute! One of my dogs thinks he’s the size of a Great Dane when he’s about a foot high

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Chocolate: *stands at top of stairs, then flops down and slides belly-down down the stairs*

 

 

 

Sandy: *plays with Chocolate*

Midnight: Can I join?

Sandy: No!

Chocolate: *at the same time* Yes!

*Sandy and Chocolate look at each other*

Midnight: Uh...ok *walks away*

 

 

 

Midnight: *chews on a rawhide chew*

Sandy: *takes chew and runs*

Midnight: *jumps up with a bark of outrage* Hey!

Chocolate: *takes toy as Sandy runs past and gives back to Midnight*

 

 

Sandy, Chocolate, and Midnight: *playing*

1 hour later...

Sandy, Chocolate, and Midnight: *still playing*

55 minutes later...

Sandy, Chocolate, and Midnight: *fall asleep on top of each other*

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Chocolate: *stands at top of stairs, then flops down and slides belly-down down the stairs*

 

 

 

Sandy: *plays with Chocolate*

Midnight: Can I join?

Sandy: No!

Chocolate: *at the same time* Yes!

*Sandy and Chocolate look at each other*

Midnight: Uh...ok *walks away*

 

 

 

Midnight: *chews on a rawhide chew*

Sandy: *takes chew and runs*

Midnight: *jumps up with a bark of outrage* Hey!

Chocolate: *takes toy as Sandy runs past and gives back to Midnight*

 

 

Sandy, Chocolate, and Midnight: *playing*

1 hour later...

Sandy, Chocolate, and Midnight: *still playing*

55 minutes later...

Sandy, Chocolate, and Midnight: *fall asleep on top of each other*

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@Oakheart aww they sound cute! I like it how Chocolate is really nice to Midnight

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Notice: Yes I'm the kind of person who puts a cat story on a dog story thread xD

 

(The cat's name is PangPang, and I do a really realistic imitation of cat calling)

 

*Midnight*

 

PangPang: *nudges my leg 500 times* Meow

Me: (groggily) What?

PangPang: *bites my leg* Meow.

Me: Ouch! Go away, PangPang.

PangPang: *hooks claws onto sheets and won't let go* Meow...!

Me: *hisses like a cat*

PangPang: *struts away proudly that he got me awake, then looks back and meows again.*

Me: Meow. (Go away.)

PangPang: Meow. (Come with me.)

Me: Fine. Pretend it's not 1 in the morning!

(We go downstairs. I expect PangPang to go to his food dish for me to feed him, but he sits by the window instead.)

PangPang: Meow.

Me: Meow. (No.)

PangPang: (whining) Meowwww

Me: Meow! *hisses* (No.)

PangPang: Meoowwwwwwwwwww

Me: Okay, okay, fine!!!

 

This is the story of how I had to get up at 1 in the morning to go walk a cat. Moral: Don't imitate an animal so much they do that every single morning.

 

-Galaxian- 

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@Galaxian it’s fine. Cats are just as funny as dogs. Your cat might thinks that your saying something different than you are

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(Just a heads up, everyone on this account are half-siblings, so we live separately)

 

 

Red: *walks up to Cherry and sniffs*

Cherry: *growls* Go away

Red: *keeps sniffing*

Cherry: *snaps air*

Red: *pounces and runs away*

Cherry: *just stares and goes back to doing what she was doing*

 

 

Spot: *barks at Dottie*

Dottie: *rolls eyes*

Spot: *tries to climb on Dottie*

Dottie: *looks pleadingly at Cookie*

Cookie: *walks away*

 

 

 

Red and Dottie, and Spot and Cherry and Cookie: *playing on opposite sides of the room*

Red: *accidentally flings toy into Cookie's face*

Cookie: *snarls playfully and gets all of them to play fight*

One hour later: The same thing happens with two others

 

 

(This is happening as I type)

 

Cookie: *bangs on food dish to annoy Dottie*

Dottie: *growls*

Cookie: *continues*

Dottie: STOP!!

Cookie: *continues*

Dottie: *tackles Cookie*

 

 

 

 

(They are all siblings who refuse to be in different homes)

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when spice needs to go outside:

 

spice: COME ON I NEEEEED TO GOOOOOOO. WHYYYY DO YOU TAKE SO LOOOONG?

me: spice, stop. you'll wake up the neighborhood.

spice: why are you yelling? what did i do?

seconds later

spice: I NEED TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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