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tsunamininja5

The things we write at 2 AM . . .

 

Anubis – everyone knows who Anubis is, come on. I have too many books I’m working on and I have Anubis as one of my characters. Snazzy jackal god, what’s not to like?

Ashkii – one of my taekwondo characters. Cannot live without his 3 AM espresso. Therefore, what better character to introduce coffee to our dear Anubis than Ashkii?

 

Anubis: -points at the coffee machine- What’s that supposed to be?

Ashkii: o_o -goes over to the coffee machine- o_o

Anubis: o_o

Ashkii: It’s a truly wonderful invention. The coffee machine. o_o

Anubis: What’s coffee? o_o

Ashkii: -makes a cup of coffee and hands it to Anubis- Here

Anubis: -takes a sip- AAAAAH WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN THE AFTERLIFE

Ashkii: -SCREECH-

Anubis: THANK YOU, KIND MORTAL

Ashkii: YOU’RE WELCOME…strange jackal-headed one

Anubis: -drinks more espresso- MAH NAME

-Ra walks in-

Anubis: IS ANUBIS

Ra: Uhh are you okay

Anubis: DRINKER OF COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ra: Anubis, you need help.

Anubis: I FEEL FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ra: . . . I think you’ve been spending too much time in the afterlife. You need some sun. Come outside and soak in some rays, man.

Anubis: NO. I MUST STAY HERE WITH MY COFFEE.

Ashkii: HAVE SOME MORE ESPRESSO

Anubis: THANK YOU -accepts the coffee-

Ra: . . . I’ll just go now.

Anubis: NO. RA, MAH MAN, YOU BE NEEDING SOME COFFEE.

Ra: Uh . . . no.

Anubis: KIND MORTAL, THE SUN GOD NEEDS COFFEE

Ashkii: -prepares the coffee-

Ra: -walks towards the door-

-Osiris runs in, nearing knocking Ra over-

Osiris: IS THAT

Anubis: YES IT IS. IT’S COFFEE.

Osiris: -SCREECH-

Ra: Oh, great. You too, Osiris?

Osiris: COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anubis: ESPRESSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ashkii: -hands Ra the espresso- Here you are…sun god bird man

Ra: O_o -stares at the coffee- I’m . . . not a coffee kind of guy. But Anubis sure seems to be . . . -pours the coffee on Anubis- hA

Anubis: >8(

Osiris: o_o -backs away from Ra-

Ashkii: Whoa there

Anubis: THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD CUP OF ESPRESSO, RA

Ra: . . . you’re not mad that I poured it on you?

Anubis: THE POOR ESPRESSO. IT HAD A LIFE, RA

Ra: . . .

Anubis: AND YOU DESTROYED IT

Ra: . . . I’m sorry, espresso.

Anubis: >8(

Osiris: There’s only one way to fix this problem.

Ra: What’s that?

Osiris: MORE

Anubis: ESPRESSO

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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tsunamininja5

Oh good heavens this did NOT go through o_o

 

 

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iceclaws188

-Pats Samurai on the back.- Good work. Dem gods need Starbucks. 

 

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Renegade - Ren - Renny

        aesthetically pleasing

                 and somewhat edgy

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 Hope Hustle for Your Dreams

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 #WhiteInkWasWorthIt

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tsunamininja5

Indeed they do.

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"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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ponyspicy6

X3

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☯she/her/weirdo☯

☯Anime\Manga\Book obsessed

☯"Now don't you understand...I'm never changing who I am.."-Imagine Dragons☯

☯Goddess of winter, nature, and art☯

Remember the lost☯

☯LGBTQ+ supporter

 

Rember the SAMB

 

 

 

 

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amazingdawn82

This.

was.

golden.

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*~Alheimur Elysium~*

Call me Alheimur, 'kay?

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Joined 10/16/16

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." ~ Albert Einstein

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dragonheart5600

.. gives thumbs up ..

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Cat/Sylvia

Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

#youbelongtoaduck

your loving hybrid friend,

catwolf76

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tsunamininja5

Coffee

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"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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tsunamininja5

Espresso

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"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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tsunamininja5

can I bump this one last time

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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liondragon3229

XD 

 

this just oust gave me a thought....

 

Seth: Muwhaaaaa (evil laugh)! I am the most evil! Every one shall bow to me and-

Me: *Sips tea*

Seth: "HUMAN, WHAT, I COMAND YOU TELL ME, IS  T H A T.

Me: "Tea."

Seth: "Ignorant human, have you not heard of COFFEE?!!!!"

Me: "I have. I don't like it."

Seth: ...

Seth: "Savege."

 

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 can't think of anything  put here.

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tsunamininja5

Hehe

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."