The things we write at 2 AM . . .
Anubis – everyone knows who Anubis is, come on. I have too many books I’m working on and I have Anubis as one of my characters. Snazzy jackal god, what’s not to like?
Ashkii – one of my taekwondo characters. Cannot live without his 3 AM espresso. Therefore, what better character to introduce coffee to our dear Anubis than Ashkii?
Anubis: -points at the coffee machine- What’s that supposed to be?
Ashkii: o_o -goes over to the coffee machine- o_o
Ashkii: It’s a truly wonderful invention. The coffee machine. o_o
Anubis: What’s coffee? o_o
Ashkii: -makes a cup of coffee and hands it to Anubis- Here
Anubis: -takes a sip- AAAAAH WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN THE AFTERLIFE
Anubis: THANK YOU, KIND MORTAL
Ashkii: YOU’RE WELCOME…strange jackal-headed one
Anubis: -drinks more espresso- MAH NAME
-Ra walks in-
Anubis: IS ANUBIS
Ra: Uhh are you okay
Anubis: DRINKER OF COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ra: Anubis, you need help.
Anubis: I FEEL FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ra: . . . I think you’ve been spending too much time in the afterlife. You need some sun. Come outside and soak in some rays, man.
Anubis: NO. I MUST STAY HERE WITH MY COFFEE.
Ashkii: HAVE SOME MORE ESPRESSO
Anubis: THANK YOU -accepts the coffee-
Ra: . . . I’ll just go now.
Anubis: NO. RA, MAH MAN, YOU BE NEEDING SOME COFFEE.
Ra: Uh . . . no.
Anubis: KIND MORTAL, THE SUN GOD NEEDS COFFEE
Ashkii: -prepares the coffee-
Ra: -walks towards the door-
-Osiris runs in, nearing knocking Ra over-
Osiris: IS THAT
Anubis: YES IT IS. IT’S COFFEE.
Ra: Oh, great. You too, Osiris?
Ashkii: -hands Ra the espresso- Here you are…sun god bird man
Ra: O_o -stares at the coffee- I’m . . . not a coffee kind of guy. But Anubis sure seems to be . . . -pours the coffee on Anubis- hA
Osiris: o_o -backs away from Ra-
Ashkii: Whoa there
Anubis: THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD CUP OF ESPRESSO, RA
Ra: . . . you’re not mad that I poured it on you?
Anubis: THE POOR ESPRESSO. IT HAD A LIFE, RA
Ra: . . .
Anubis: AND YOU DESTROYED IT
Ra: . . . I’m sorry, espresso.
Osiris: There’s only one way to fix this problem.
Ra: What’s that?
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- Lahash -
Also known as Samurai
Est. January 2014
Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!
"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."