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Hello lovely SAMB members! I, Ray Deerburn, am here with the local SAMB weather.

 

Today will be sunny with a heavy chance of confetti showers there is even a slight chance of glitter rain.

 

tomorrow Sunday the 9th, it will be cloudy with a good chance of metal potatoes falling from the sky. It might be best to break out the titanium umbrellas.

 

Monday the 10th, clear sky's through the day however it will reach temperatures, high of 140 degrees. Please keep all flammable gang members inside. If they go out have a bucket of water or the fire department on speed dial. 

 

Tuesday The 11th, cloudy skys And is some areas it will rain cats and dogs. I'd advise setting a bowl of pet food outside.

 

wednesday the 12th, expect to see sunny skys and warm weather. Perfect for a picnic or to break out the HFDs! 

 

Thursday the 13th light showers of confetti followed by minor inactivity due to a flood homework. 

 

Friday the 14th, prepare for giant duck attacks across the MB. Remember, they can be warded of with conga lines and sharp sticks. 

 

This is has been your local SAMB weather, have a fantastic week. 

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conga lines yes

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I gotta buy a titanium umbrella. Does anyone know where I can get one? 

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 You think that I'm okay but I'm just hiding behind a smile  

 We'll get through this 

Twice as strong 

Still alive 

 

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This is amazing.

 

Also, what's an HFD?

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

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compasspaw43

@key, *hands them a metal umbrella* there you are! Protection from falling metal potatoes. 

 

@Thread-Ghost(?), a HFD is the acronym for Hammock flavored drink. The HFD is the SAMB's official drink. 

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Varied strings are worth more than gold

holds umbrella out from the potatoes. "This is very loud" potatoes hitting the titanium umbrella. "At the least the forecast is legit" 

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 You think that I'm okay but I'm just hiding behind a smile  

 We'll get through this 

Twice as strong 

Still alive 

 

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tsunamininja5

Well then

 

-takes shelter to be safe from the potatoes-

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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dragonheart5600

.. grabs a magic tatanium umbrella ..

 

we good.

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Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

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your loving hybrid friend,

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acuraccy at it's finest.

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(He/him)

Forum bro: Tiger

Dead 5 times.

The worst things in life

Come free to us

We're all under the upper hand

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compasspaw43

^ I try...

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Varied strings are worth more than gold

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compasspaw43

*running through a sprinkler* I've been *huff* doing this for *huff* hours. If i stop I'll *huff* burnnnnn! Ahhhhhhh! 

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Varied strings are worth more than gold

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Oh, right. I kinda forgot about that. Ishmael and Kodah invented that, right? Or was it invented by Ocean?

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

 Deviantart is LivVirtual

 

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Invented what?

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What's your Malfunction?

Bring it forth perfects a bore for what it's worth

Curvy, skinny, or bizarre

The best shape is who you are

Raise your hand if you're not from a mold

Varied strings are worth more than gold

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hydrahoneydew9

I helped invent the Ishmael Gang, not HFDs. That was all Ishmael

 

Ishmael Gang Ishmael Gang Ishmael Gang--

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your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

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(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane

Hike: *bursts into flames*

Me: AH!! *throws Hike in giant water bucket*

Hike: Ah! Water!

Me: *facepalm*

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Tiger Stripes. Alpha Wolf(y). HYBRID!

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*Walks around in a bubble of water*

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   ✩Hate on the trait, not the person.

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dragonflyhawk130

Finally! An accurate weather prediction!

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Call me Dawn!

Female

 

~Queen of Books~

 

 Homethread @349256

 

Library Nerd!

 

#Avidreader

#Lockwood&Co.

#SixofCrows

 

 

Weekly Quote:

"Be a voice, not an echo." - Unknown

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clevercat546

*Casually puts a giant metal bowl outside the patio, and covers the lawn with several others, some filled with water and others with food*

 

Can't be too safe.

*Gently places a cookie on a stair, when it's quickly taken by Mabel, crawling on her knees like a dog.

 

Bark.

 

HEY

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Full name: Dacien Quill Pines

Also: Blaise

(For info go to /356271)

Other half: Jokester

 

Just your friendly SAMB Spiderman 

"MR STARK IT SMELLS LIKE A NEW CAR IN HERE!"

Homethread /331492

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*is coated in a layer of kittens*

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Varied strings are worth more than gold

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firekitten79

puts lots of pillows on the ground then runs around saving falling kittens 

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she/he

Shapeshifter, Mercenary, Queen of awkward silences 

 

Its not your fault your annoying 

 

I'm so sorry... no actually I'm not 

 

Have fun in helhiem!! 

 

 

 

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arrowartemis53

Is this even sanitary?!?! *takes out a doctors mask and puts it on*

 

Logan, my maaan, live a little *takes out bat*

 

KEN NO, PUT IT AWAY!!

 

*sigh* alright alright *drops the bat*

 

*looks horrified* 

 

HEY LOOK, DOGGIESSSSSSS

 

The correct terminology would be "dog", Liv. *all muffled from mask*

 

*Hits him with bat*

 

**SIGH**

 

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*hides*

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your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

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(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane

This is great xD

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-=+Iɯɐƃuǝ+=-

 

 

 

He/Him/Hubble

 

Joined 4/7/2017

6,004 stars

Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

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firekitten79

(Swinging in a hammock and sipping a HFD)

 

*sigh* this is the li

(hammock breaks)

Gah!

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Rynn

she/he

Shapeshifter, Mercenary, Queen of awkward silences 

 

Its not your fault your annoying 

 

I'm so sorry... no actually I'm not 

 

Have fun in helhiem!! 

 

 

 

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Daisy: *is climbed on by kittens* ...

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Petal/Leaf

 

Dang it, Dark Lord!

 

"I'm Navi."

 

I can taste colors and hear shapes.

 

I don't put my gang members in danger all the time at all o_o

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*sips HFD*

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☯she/her/weirdo☯

☯Anime\Manga\Book obsessed

☯"Now don't you understand...I'm never changing who I am.."-Imagine Dragons☯

☯Goddess of winter, nature, and art☯

Remember the lost☯

☯LGBTQ+ supporter

 

Rember the SAMB

 

 

 

 

FRIDAY THE FOURTEENTH IS TOMMOROW

QUICK, WHAT IS THE BEST DUCK PROTECTION?!?!?!

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                     ~THUNDER~

  

         HUFFLEPUFF

      Apollo’s daughter

           Janus

 ROMIONE AND TYSELLA FOREVER!

        

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Oof, good times here in the sun with my HFD XDDD perfect time for procrastinating! 

 

~Hope Forever~ Andrea

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              ~Hope Forever~ Andrea   

Goodbyes are only sad if you know you'll never say hello again

I guess this one is sad

So I'll bid you goodbye for the last time

And say thank you for the memories

Know that I'll miss you tomorrow and ever day after

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*Likes getting wet so walks around in the rain* 

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ɪ ɴ' ʀ ɪ ʀ ʏ ɪɴ,ɪ ʀʟʏ ɪ ʀ ɢɪɴ ʀʏ ɪ

The house was awake, the shadows and monsters. The hallways, they echoed and groaned

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*shakes confetti out of my hair* sharpen some sticks! Prepare the conga lines! (Do you want me to make another forecast for next week?) 

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Raise your hand if you're not from a mold

Varied strings are worth more than gold

PLEASE THIS IS AMAZING

 

*Shakes confetti out of hair*. Man, am I glad I don’t live near the homework flood. But seriously, where do I find duck protection?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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      Apollo’s daughter

           Janus

 ROMIONE AND TYSELLA FOREVER!

        

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firekitten79

Walks out with three giant Labrador retrievers 

 

 "Here duckies!" 

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she/he

Shapeshifter, Mercenary, Queen of awkward silences 

 

Its not your fault your annoying 

 

I'm so sorry... no actually I'm not 

 

Have fun in helhiem!! 

 

 

 

*Finally finds big stick after hours of searching*

 

AH-HA! NOW TO SHARPEN YOU! AFTER I DO THAT AND FIND A CONGA LINE, I SHALL BE PREPARED FOR YOU, DUCKS!

 

*Accidentally hits head with stick*

 

Ow! Bad stick! Very bad stick!

 

*Stick whimpers. I stare for a moment, then throw it away*

 

AHH! HAUNTED STICK! 

 

*Sees another stick*

 

I guess this will have to do. 

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                     ~THUNDER~

  

         HUFFLEPUFF

      Apollo’s daughter

           Janus

 ROMIONE AND TYSELLA FOREVER!

        

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compasspaw43

*riding on the back of a giant goose chasing the giant ducks* FEAR ME YOU MORTAL DUCKS, I HAVE THE HIGHER POWER! just for the record, geese are much scarier than ducks. Don't. Make. Them. Mad.

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Is getting chased around by three ducks with sticks "ahhhhhhhhhhh" 

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                KEY   

 You think that I'm okay but I'm just hiding behind a smile  

 We'll get through this 

Twice as strong 

Still alive 

 

#SPAT

*You can see me being chased by a huge group of ducks. I’m running from them and screaming.*

 

Me: AHHHHH!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!

 

*You spot my OCs watching from the sidelines, Leo with popcorn, even though we are no where near a popcorn source.*

 

Tesseract: I could watch this all day. 

 

Stella: Same. 

 

Lindsey: I dunno, think we should help her? 

 

Leo: Nope. Well, maybe, but this is just too funny. 

 

*My other three OCs facepalm.*

 

John: You guys are such idiots...

 

Jingles (cat with electric powers): Think I should just hit the ducks with lightning?

 

Soar: Where did you get that popcorn, Leo???

 

Leo: I dunno, I’m made up. I can do whatever I want. 

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                     ~THUNDER~

  

         HUFFLEPUFF

      Apollo’s daughter

           Janus

 ROMIONE AND TYSELLA FOREVER!

        

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*is covered in shreds of paper* *makes my gang get behind me and we all have sharp sticks* *screeches and starts chasing random ducks*

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Petal/Leaf

 

Dang it, Dark Lord!

 

"I'm Navi."

 

I can taste colors and hear shapes.

 

I don't put my gang members in danger all the time at all o_o

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Me: *panicking*

Me: *pushes Sun toward the ducks* take her and leave me alone!

Sun:*still in the same spot*

Sun:*turns toward me*YOU LITTLE... HOW DARE YOU TRY AND SACRIFICE ME TO THE DUCKS!!!!

Me:*runs*

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Rember the SAMB

 

 

 

 

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Duckies!

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arrowartemis53

This is fun. *Sharpens two sticks*

 

Don't try anything =-=

 

*Sigh*

 

Rabies..all I see is Rabies. *Breathes through paper bag*

 

THEY'RE JUST DUCKS, LOG. OH HEY, LETS DO A CONGA LINEEE!!! *Dances by herself*

 

Wow, you're such a los-

 

HELP ME *Is chased by a stampede of ducks*

 

OH FUN!!! *Chases Logan as well*

 

LIV WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?! *Breathes Heavily*

 

why do I hang with you guys..*Sigh*

 

AAYYYY!!! Are you havin a party without me?? *Smiles playfully*

 

(In unison)

 

Ew.

Go away, Asher.

hELP mE!!

 

*Cough*

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