Hello lovely SAMB members! I, Ray Deerburn, am here with the local SAMB weather.
Today will be sunny with a heavy chance of confetti showers there is even a slight chance of glitter rain.
tomorrow Sunday the 9th, it will be cloudy with a good chance of metal potatoes falling from the sky. It might be best to break out the titanium umbrellas.
Monday the 10th, clear sky's through the day however it will reach temperatures, high of 140 degrees. Please keep all flammable gang members inside. If they go out have a bucket of water or the fire department on speed dial.
Tuesday The 11th, cloudy skys And is some areas it will rain cats and dogs. I'd advise setting a bowl of pet food outside.
wednesday the 12th, expect to see sunny skys and warm weather. Perfect for a picnic or to break out the HFDs!
Thursday the 13th light showers of confetti followed by minor inactivity due to a flood homework.
Friday the 14th, prepare for giant duck attacks across the MB. Remember, they can be warded of with conga lines and sharp sticks.
This is has been your local SAMB weather, have a fantastic week.
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