Me: *dangling from the chandelier in the club room* Hello! And welcome back! For those of you wondering how I got up here, Kyoya's been trying to kill me.
Kyoya: *yelling* You can hide, but just know my family runs a police force! You better stop this from happening!!!
Me: Yeah... ok. Before I die by the hands of Kyoya, let us see how our wanna be hosts are doing when preparing for the horde- uh... I mean... lovely guests. And now down below. Be careful down there. Who knows what he might do... *looks down at Kyoya*
Kyoya: *hunting me with his notebook*
Me: *sweat drops* I just hope that isn't a death note...
*****Meanwhile with Black butler characters*****
Sebastian: Hello there. I've already finished. My master and I are thrilled that our guests will be here soon. The young master and I will show them true Phantomhive hospitality. *bows*
Ciel: Sebastian! Bring me cake! NOW!!!
Sebastian: Yes my lord.
Grell: As log as those guests are handsome, like Se-bas-chan, I'll do anything. *gets handed note* Wait... WHAT?! THEY'RE ALL GIRLS?! *reads other note* Oh. Well, at least I get to see Bassy.
Finny: *accidently kills a rose* *sees camera* *crying* I'm soooo sorry!!!!!! I didn't mean it! It was an accident!!!!! *reads note that is given to him* A-are you sure? I'm not in trouble? *sees camera man nod* YAY!
Bard: *runs around on fire*
Undertaker: *rolling on the floor laughing* This is going to be so much fun! *giggles* I can't wait to hear the jokes from the guests!
*****back to me*****
Me: *is still dangling from the chandelier* Yep! That's all for now folks! Tell me who do you think will be the best host! Because YOU all are the guests!!! Tell me who you choose and they will come! Just remember to pay Kyoya. I refuse to go down by the hands of a Kyoya!