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Me: Hello! Welcome to how would they do in the host club! This is your host! Nightshade! Welcome to the show about The Ouran highschool hosts letting other anime characters take a shot at their job in this amazing new simulator! The first episode! Will happen after this message!

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A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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AAAH YES I’M COMING BACK TO THIS 

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                                                     ✦

օƈȶօɮɛʀ ɨֆ ɦɛʀɛ ɦօռɛʏֆ, ǟռɖ ʏօʊ ӄռօա աɦǟȶ ȶɦǟȶ ʍɛǟռֆ...

                                     ✦ȶɨֆ ֆքօօքʏ ȶɨʍɛ!

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This I gotta see . XD

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~Wolfheart~

 

#RangerDecidueye

#LongLiveDrunkleQrow

#LoveZerefDragneel

#NeverForgetMaesHughes

 

GRYFFINDOR/HUFFLEPUFF

 

One Riot, One Ranger

 

"To the socially awkward." ~ Jaune Arc

 

"When I say it doesn't HURT me, that means I can BEAR it." ~ Killua Zoldyck

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mummycat42

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! We're back! First up! Our contestants! First up is our small, adorable, and innocent, and super strong gardener, Finny!

Finny: *comes up happily in an ouran host club uniform* Hello! *adorable wave* I have no idea what I'm doing but I was told there would be flowers! 

Me: How cute! Up next! He's strong! He's a cook (at least that's what he was hired for), And 90% of what he makes is charcoal! So don't let him near the stove! Give it up for Bard!

Bard:*not paying attention in ouran host club uniform* Hey.

Me: After Bard, He's quich! He's fun! He's the crimson red reaper himself! Grell!

Grell: *In host club uniform* I was told Bas-*Mouth is taped shut* HMPH!!!

Me: Next up! Our creepy grave keeper! Who just wants to laugh! We have The undertaker!

Undertaker: *Bursts into random laughter*

Me: Ok then... And more will be coming guys so get ready for our BLACK BUTLER HOSTS!!! 

 

 

 

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A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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mummycat42

Me: They've arrived! These are the last characters who will be in our lovely host club! So please give it up for the one and only perfect demon butler! SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS!

 

Sebastian: *dressed in host club uniform* Yes, yes. Hello! I must say it is an honor to be here today. *smiles*

Sebastian's Fangirls: *Screeching* *Pass out from nosebleed*

Me: Ahem. And-!

???: HEY! YOU FORGOT ME!

Me: Ah yes! *calls to person* SORRY 'BOUT THAT! *clears throat* And behold! He's small but mighty! He's cool as can be, and "super cute"! It's the queen's guard dog himself! Ciel Phantomhive!

Ciel: *comes out grumbling and in ouran highschool host club* What's the point if you already forgot me! Anyway, hello. I look forward to this event, and blah blah blah. Let's just get this over with. Oh, who am I kidding. I was a fool to come to this when I could be home working.

Me: Haha! Isn't he cute? Anyway, now for our hosts! Come on out guys!

Tamaki: *Comes out dramatically* Oh yes! We hosts will be watching out beautiful creation be ripped apart by the commoners! *realises what he just said* *goes to corner and grows mushrooms*

 

(I couldn't make Tamaki his rose color cause it's white. So.. you know that goes. Anyway, To be continued)

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I am a greencloak

A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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YESS

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Dιρρҽɾ Qυιll Pιɳҽʂ-Sƈɾιρƚσɾ ➷ IT'S CIPHER TIME~!

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mummycat42

Me: *pats Tamaki on back* You'll have a butler here. He's the perfect host.

Tamaki: *pops back up and I fall back* And, we're back!

Kyoya: *writing in notebook* Yes, as longs as i don't have to pay for anything and I'm saving money, I'm fine.

Me: *guilty laugh* Yep!... You'll be saving money, alright...

Kyoya: *confused* Why are you doing that?

Me: Oh... No reason. *forced smile* N-now. Come on out Honey and Mori- senpai!

Honey: As longs as they don't touch my cake, or usu-chan, I'm gonna be fine! *adorable smile*

Mori: *head nod* Hey.

Hikaru: I really hope they...

kaoru: Don't break the host club!

Haruhi: I don't get it. What is happening! I only came because they offered Fancy tuna.

Me: *gives Haruhi fancy tuna* There you go!

Haruhi: I'm fine. *eating fancy tuna*

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A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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mummycat42

Me and other hosts: *come up on platform*

Me: HEYO! Welcome back to OURAN! Y'all like our rising platform?

Haruhi: *still eating Fancy tuna* We sto- * Sees me signing "CUT IT OUT"* Uh... I mean... Borrowed it from Renge.

Tamaki: HARUHI!!! Daddy's brought you some more fancy food!!! *hugs Haruhi* 

Kyoya: I just found out why Nightshade was acting guilty. We're watching them destroy our club. MY MONEY! *glares at me*

Me: *hides under the table* We'll be right back after this few hours long commercial! (Please pray Kyoya doesn't kill me!)

 

*commercial plays*

 

 

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A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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mummycat42

Me: *dangling from the chandelier in the club room* Hello! And welcome back! For those of you wondering how I got up here, Kyoya's been trying to kill me. 

Kyoya: *yelling* You can hide, but just know my family runs a police force! You better stop this from happening!!!

Me: Yeah... ok. Before I die by the hands of Kyoya, let us see how our wanna be hosts are doing when preparing for the horde- uh... I mean... lovely guests. And now down below. Be careful down there. Who knows what he might do... *looks down at Kyoya*

Kyoya: *hunting me with his notebook*

Me: *sweat drops* I just hope that isn't a death note...

*****Meanwhile with Black butler characters*****

 

Sebastian: Hello there. I've already finished. My master and I are thrilled that our guests will be here soon. The young master and I will show them true Phantomhive hospitality. *bows*

 

Ciel: Sebastian! Bring me cake! NOW!!!

 

Sebastian: Yes my lord. 

 

Grell: As log as those guests are handsome, like Se-bas-chan, I'll do anything. *gets handed note* Wait... WHAT?! THEY'RE ALL GIRLS?! *reads other note* Oh. Well, at least I get to see Bassy.

 

Finny: *accidently kills a rose* *sees camera* *crying* I'm soooo sorry!!!!!! I didn't mean it! It was an accident!!!!! *reads note that is given to him* A-are you sure? I'm not in trouble? *sees camera man nod* YAY!

 

Bard: *runs around on fire*

 

Undertaker: *rolling on the floor laughing* This is going to be so much fun! *giggles* I can't wait to hear the jokes from the guests! 

*****back to me*****

Me: *is still dangling from the chandelier* Yep! That's all for now folks! Tell me who do you think will be the best host! Because YOU all are the guests!!! Tell me who you choose and they will come! Just remember to pay Kyoya. I refuse to go down by the hands of a Kyoya! 

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A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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*holds baseball bat over the nearest vase* Oh, Kyoya-senpi!

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ıllıllı [Bagel/NR Elysium] ıllıllı

#Puppy Killed Me#

-insert Gang Here-

#Never trust a Sicilian!

here’s for the broken and bruised. The abandoned and used.

ocean’s mb sis

 -insert something festive here-

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Finny! I don't care that you can't control your strength! You're still my favorite Black Butler character! X3

 

Also, where's Snake? He's my other favorite BB character. X3

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~Wolfheart~

 

#RangerDecidueye

#LongLiveDrunkleQrow

#LoveZerefDragneel

#NeverForgetMaesHughes

 

GRYFFINDOR/HUFFLEPUFF

 

One Riot, One Ranger

 

"To the socially awkward." ~ Jaune Arc

 

"When I say it doesn't HURT me, that means I can BEAR it." ~ Killua Zoldyck

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@Wolfheart

Me: *dangling from chandelier* You got it! Finny! Get over here and meet your guest!!!!

Finny: *runs and leaves a trail of dust behind him* *stops and salutes* Hello! I'm Finnian! But you can call me Finny! I'll be your host today miss! 

Me: Enjoy your host! And I forgot Snake didn't show. I guess this is what we get for showing him the Sauna. 

 

 

 

@ Bagel

Me: *still dangling from chandelier as Kyoya walks under me*

Kyoya: *looks at you* Are you aware of how much that costs?! You might have to work as the club's dog to pay it off, commoner. *dangerous tone* 

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A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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Hi, Finny! I'm Wolfheart! This might sound kinda weird, but c-can I hug you? *almost bursting with excitement* *a little flustered, too-*

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~Wolfheart~

 

#RangerDecidueye

#LongLiveDrunkleQrow

#LoveZerefDragneel

#NeverForgetMaesHughes

 

GRYFFINDOR/HUFFLEPUFF

 

One Riot, One Ranger

 

"To the socially awkward." ~ Jaune Arc

 

"When I say it doesn't HURT me, that means I can BEAR it." ~ Killua Zoldyck

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Finny: For course miss! I just have to warn you. I can't really control my strength. But I like hugs!!! *excitedly opens arms* *accidently knocks over a couch*

Couch: *breaks in half*

Kyoya: *screaming in Background* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT COST?! MY MONEY!!!!!! 

Me: *dangles from chandelier* *hides a little more*

Finny: Oops. I'm sorry miss... *starts tearing up* I-I didn't mean to...

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I am a greencloak

A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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*Laughs* Hi Tamaki

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Dιρρҽɾ Qυιll Pιɳҽʂ-Sƈɾιρƚσɾ ➷ IT'S CIPHER TIME~!

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*giggle* It's okay, Finny. You're still adorable! *hugs him* Also, I'm pretty sure Kyoya-sempai has more than enough money to replace a couch. ^^

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~Wolfheart~

 

#RangerDecidueye

#LongLiveDrunkleQrow

#LoveZerefDragneel

#NeverForgetMaesHughes

 

GRYFFINDOR/HUFFLEPUFF

 

One Riot, One Ranger

 

"To the socially awkward." ~ Jaune Arc

 

"When I say it doesn't HURT me, that means I can BEAR it." ~ Killua Zoldyck

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@Dipper

Tamaki:*pestering Haruhi* *looks up* Hello commoner!

 

@Wolfheart

Finny: Yay! You're not mad! *get tooo excited and hugs you* *remembers and loosens grip*

Kyoya: *still hunting me with notebook in hand*

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I am a greencloak

A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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*Frowns* Commoner? Really Tamaki, I'm shocked. I thought you'd recognize a class of your own kind.

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Dιρρҽɾ Qυιll Pιɳҽʂ-Sƈɾιρƚσɾ ➷ IT'S CIPHER TIME~!

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hє/shє/thєч

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- ᴛʜʀ ʀsɴs -

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@Dipper

Kyoya: *narrows eyes* I have been losing money and sleep thanks to Nightshade, I suggest no one pushes me past anything

Me: *resists screaming while dangling from chandelier* *mouthes* "help meeeeee!!!"

Kyoya: At this point I am, as how commoners would say, a "ticking bomb". And I can't even deal with Tamaki.

Tamaki: *goes to coner* *crouches and grows mushrooms again* 

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A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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Finny: So miss, How would you like to spend this time together? We could get some tea and talk. *trying to read line cards that Tamaki is showing to him in the background* 

Camera man: *glares at Tamaki without talking*

Tamaki: *tries to ignore the evil glare*

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Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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me: *dangling from chandelier and trying not to fall off* I am still up here. Also, up before Kyoya finds out that I've been up here for the past few posts.

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Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

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Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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I LIVE FOR THIS. 

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 Firefox

Chancla = Spanish for flip flop

 

Queen of Chancletas

 

Excuse me, but I will not let you make fun of mi amigos! Only I can do that

 

The ones who don't know how to fold a burrito die. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST! 

 

 

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Also, I don't care what host I get. As long they don't try to kill me.

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 Firefox

Chancla = Spanish for flip flop

 

Queen of Chancletas

 

Excuse me, but I will not let you make fun of mi amigos! Only I can do that

 

The ones who don't know how to fold a burrito die. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST! 

 

 

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@Firefox

Me: *dangling from chandelier* *Hushed screaming*  You got it! SEBASTIAN!

Sebastian: *walks over to you* Did you call for me? *bows to you* It will be my pleasure for serving a lovely lady like yourself. What is it you would like to do? 

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I am a greencloak

A demigod daughter of Hades

Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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wolfdreamtime201

O-oh uh... I guess I like to read, train with swords, draw, um...

*Fire is suddenly flustered, realizing this would be harder than she thought* 

Uh... what do you like to do? 

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 Firefox

Chancla = Spanish for flip flop

 

Queen of Chancletas

 

Excuse me, but I will not let you make fun of mi amigos! Only I can do that

 

The ones who don't know how to fold a burrito die. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST! 

 

 

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@Firefox

Sebastian: It would depend. But we might be able to go and play with some cats. Or we could try some tea, if it is what you would like, Lady Firefox. And reading a story to you, or drawing with you would be my honor as well. *bows*

 

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Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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*Blushing* O-oh! I love cats! 

We can go play with some! 

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 Firefox

Chancla = Spanish for flip flop

 

Queen of Chancletas

 

Excuse me, but I will not let you make fun of mi amigos! Only I can do that

 

The ones who don't know how to fold a burrito die. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST! 

 

 

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@Firefox

Sebastian: *smiles* Ah yes, cats are such splendid and elegant creatures. Very well, shall we play, my lady? 

Camera man: *brings in open box of kittens*

Sebastian: *picks up a black kitten* *plays with kitten* They are very adorable, would you like to hold one?

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Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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U-uh, yeah! *Picks up a calico kitten* Aww... *Starts to play with it* They're just all so adorable!

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Chancla = Spanish for flip flop

 

Queen of Chancletas

 

Excuse me, but I will not let you make fun of mi amigos! Only I can do that

 

The ones who don't know how to fold a burrito die. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST! 

 

 

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Sebastian: *keeps kitten on his lap* *picks up tea cup and tea pot* *serves you tea* You work very well with kittens, my lady. What a shame my young Master won't let me keep them in the masion. That doesn't mean I don't keep them in other places. Just don't tell the master, I'm afraid he won't let me keep them. *hands you tea cup*

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Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious" 

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*Takes tea carefully* Thank you... 

I won't tell anyone! *giggles* 

What's your favorite breed of cat? 

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Chancla = Spanish for flip flop

 

Queen of Chancletas

 

Excuse me, but I will not let you make fun of mi amigos! Only I can do that

 

The ones who don't know how to fold a burrito die. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST! 

 

 

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@Firefox

Sebastian: I love all kinds of cats. Any breed will do fine. All cats, are magnificent creatures in my eyes. *plays with kittens that have gotten in his lap* *sighs* Cats are perfect.

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Magician of the house of life

A host of bast

Keeper

Wolves are shy and lovable creatures.

APFAMRTNU 

Club

Pronounced: "Apft-Mr-Tnuo-Mint"

 call me nightshade

"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious"