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galaxyboy1

common.

 

core.

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Galaxy/Hoodie/yeet boi

 

YEET.

 

"He smiled, and his face was like the sun"

-Madeline Miller, Song of Achilles

 

they/he

 

“Awesome... wow”

-King George

 

we had a good run.

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puppybutterfly126

*Starlight screams happily* I LOVE COMMON CORE

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compasspaw43

Common core question: if Joe buys 84 watermelons and Cindy runs 6 laps around the track, who ate more of the pizza? 

 

Answer: Billy, because there are 2 red marbles in the jar. 

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We're Functioning just fine, we're alive

What's your Malfunction?

Bring it forth perfects a bore for what it's worth

Curvy, skinny, or bizarre

The best shape is who you are

Raise your hand if you're not from a mold

Varied strings are worth more than gold

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clevercat546

Ray XD

 

If Jostarimpossiblename threw a cupcake out the train window at 31 miles per hour, and Steve caught it while he vacationed 2223334242 miles away in Austrailia, how many high-fives did aymiey get on the first day of school in 3rd grade?

 

 

 (No offense any Aymiey's out there)

 

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teabear54

Common core wasn’t that bad

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compasspaw43

Dipper, MY GOD THATS GOOD!

 

When they changed everything to common core, the entire state of Missouri failed the standardized testing. Either we all became dumb at the same time or this means something. *shrugs* take your pick! 

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We're Functioning just fine, we're alive

What's your Malfunction?

Bring it forth perfects a bore for what it's worth

Curvy, skinny, or bizarre

The best shape is who you are

Raise your hand if you're not from a mold

Varied strings are worth more than gold

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galaxyboy1

these are all exact, non-edited quotes from common core math worksheets. (accompanied with commentary that i wrote at 1:37 am so this will be entertaining to say the least)

 

1. how to solve 7+7 (actual common core example)

 

"Use number bonds to help you skip-count by seven making ten or adding to the ones."

 

this is elementary school math, not a foreign language class. let me do an experiment. fill in the blank: 7+7= __. you said 14, right? memorization. try it.

 

2. actual kindergarten math worksheet

 

(this is a math worksheet displaying multiple vehicles)

 

"Take out a new crayon. Circle objects with lengths shorter than the crayon blue. Circle objects with lengths longer than the crayon red."

 

there are a few problems with this worksheet:

 

1. it's unclear whether they mean the actual cars/buses or their printed size on the page. for reason 2, let's assume they mean the printed size on the page. (just for argument's sake)

2. it's impossible to actually grade this, especially with an answer key, because everyone's crayons will be slightly different lengths and could be  shorter than they were when the sheet was done at the time of grading, due to use between the time of completion of the worksheet and the time of grading. really, there's no accurate metric to actually grade this. a student could circle all of the vehicles one color and say they had a very large/small crayon and the teacher would have no way to prove them wrong.

 

3. no math needed

 

"Peter made 8 birthday invitations with hearts. He made some more with stars. He made 17 invitations in all. How many invitations had hearts?"

 

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no comment...

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Galaxy/Hoodie/yeet boi

 

YEET.

 

"He smiled, and his face was like the sun"

-Madeline Miller, Song of Achilles

 

they/he

 

“Awesome... wow”

-King George

 

we had a good run.

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tsunamininja5

We don't have Common Core here.

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mermaidvulcan14

Was expecting "no u" but that would be too graphic for the SAMB

 

Common core works too

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dragonheart5600

"if jhonny had 91 bottles of dish soap, and gave denny 500 dollars, which one would have more dish soap?"

 

umm, first off, how much does the dish soap cost? second, and more important, why would he give denny 500 dollars he could use for... idk... food? water? more dish soap? whatever he wants. most important, WHO THE ACTUAL FLIP WOULD HAVE THAT MUCH SOAP WITHOUT WORKING AT A SOAP FACTORY? should we get johnny some help?

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bookishunicorn121

I didnt start it (i think) until 4th grade.... but it !doesnt seem that bad... why does everyone hate it somuch

 

 

Wait was that why i didnt learn long division (correcty) till 6th grade

 

 

 

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galaxyboy1

the big 7 strikes again

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Galaxy/Hoodie/yeet boi

 

YEET.

 

"He smiled, and his face was like the sun"

-Madeline Miller, Song of Achilles

 

they/he

 

“Awesome... wow”

-King George

 

we had a good run.