Friends: Halloween is for babies! I can't believe you still dress up. [insert a different holiday] is waaaay better. I don't see what's so special about Halloween.
Me: *is wearing a witches hat and purple and orange stockings while hugging a pumpkin* m'kay. Sure. I'm going to have fun and get some free candy. Come find me when you realize your holidays are boring.
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"Because however this turns out,
somebody's wearing black come sunup."