*you see Biscuit...wait, what's this? He's become a wolf. Oh, great...*

 

Mountain Dew: Biscuit!! Sprite?! Ugg, Werewolffang! Stop it!

 

No.

 

7 Up: QUIT IT YOU'RE SCARING POOR POP!!!!!

 

Pop: *trembles*

 

I said no! *eats a bunch of candy corn*

 

Pepsi: I don't think that's good for dogs...or wolves...

 

*goes about 7272828727377363737373773 times more crazy* SUGAR SUGAR CANDY CANDY CANDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs at the speed of sound and light combined*

 

Sandstorm: Oh my StarClan...

 

Atticus: What the...how'd you get here?! You're not a gang member or SAMBer!

 

Sandstorm: Neither are you.

 

Atticus: Good point.

 

Cola: *screeches* WEREWOLFFANG CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!

 

 

CAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! *runs into side of candy factory and leaves a giant hole*

 

7 Up: This won't end well...

 

 

 

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BISCUIT

Cool! The gang member me!

 

Ha...ha ha...ha!

 

Oh, no...

 

CAN I JOIN YOU?!?!?! *holds up a giant doughnut stuffed with cream*

 

Acorn! No! And stop eating that it's bad for you!

 

I'm Mummy, not Acorn! And cream is GOOD!! *covered in toilet paper* YEET!!!!!

 

Ugg...

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The real Mountain Dew