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A patient ran into the hospital room, screaming hysterically: "Doctor! Doctor! I'm shrinking in size! Help!"

 

The doc looked up calmly. "Calm down a notch. You'll just have to be a little patient."

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Ha.

 

I would tell a joke about forgetting things, but I can't seem to remember it.

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I am not afraid of the storm that comes my way

When it hits it shakes me to the core

And makes me stronger than before

It's not a question about trust

But will you stand with us

Can you feel it, make it real?

 

 

 

 

 

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@Spiro xD, I think that's the joke I hear the most on the SAMB. :)

 

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I would tell a better joke, but you see, there's my existence . . .

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I am not afraid of the storm that comes my way

When it hits it shakes me to the core

And makes me stronger than before

It's not a question about trust

But will you stand with us

Can you feel it, make it real?

 

 

 

 

 

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@Spiro xD, that's the joke I hear the most in real life.

 

(Hear the repetition? xD)

 

-Galaxian-

P.S. If I call you "Shiro", it's because there's another SAMBer named Shiro, and I'm used to typing "sh" for my gang member, Shura.

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Ah...

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I got one.

Patiant: Doctor! Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me pain!

Doctor: Why is that?

Patiant: My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it!

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I would joke about my procrastination, but I think I’ll just post it tomorrow. 

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Person: help! This lettuce keeps trying to hurt me!

 

another person: I know! Why won’t it lettuce be!?

 

different person: I think it’s trying to beet us up!

 

Person: if this keeps going, I’m gonna turn into a vegetable!

 

Me: if you don’t like my puns, then just leaf!

 

Different person: stop! This is making my anger grow! ( grow- as in growing plants :D )

 

the person who likes puns: I don’t carrot all!

 

Another person: idk, but I think this is a garden of puns.

 

me: this is tomaTO much

 

person: your gonna make me leak! ( leak is a vegetable )

 

me: can we just stop. olive you. Stop.

 

HAHA!

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Firecobra, have you been watching Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?

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No.

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@Galaxian

Yes, I'm aware there's a Shiro.

 

_________

 

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.

 

 

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I am not afraid of the storm that comes my way

When it hits it shakes me to the core

And makes me stronger than before

It's not a question about trust

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Can you feel it, make it real?

 

 

 

 

 

Here's one you've probably heard.

 

 

I would tell a joke about mozzarella, but it'd probably be cheesy.

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You guys are hilarious, xD.

 

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I would tell a vacuum cleaner joke, but I'm afraid it'd suck

 

 

I can't remember where I've heard this before

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firecobra400

Heh, I don’t need help on my puns- I’m indePUNdent.

 

i think your EGGsagerating.

 

this is EGGsactly what I don’t want.

 

i don’t wanna get scrambled if you know what I mean..

 

this is EGGtastic!

 

Can you guys egg me on?

 

- smashes a egg on someone’s head - yolks on you!

 

can you all stop! I’m not gonna make a dozen puns!

 

guys! I think this pun is stuck in the carton!

 

ten puns! Thats not even a PUNctuation!

 

EGGlven!

 

im eggnoggin my head right now.

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Snowbody knows when I'm gonna stop doing puns

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Somepony, I'm Feline like I should stop watching TV shows. Elsa needs to cool down.

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Doctor, I have a fear of flashbacks 

doc: when did this start?

well, it started on AAAAAHHH 

 

 

Teacher: give me an example of a risk.

Student: no.

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firecobra400

- throws cheese at someone -

 

person - ow! Was that sharp cheddar!?

 

yeah! But your reaction was pretty cheesy.

 

i first thought was the fast type of cheese.

 

you mean swis?

 

 

 

 

 

 

this was really bad..

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I have a long tail to tell. But it's such a cat-astrophe, and is so cat-aclysmic, I won't tell you. I just know that Ladybug and Cat Noir are gonna kick Hawk Moth's Butt-erflies! Cat Noir's supersuit Suit's him.

 

I'm so proud!

 

Cat Noir! Give it Agreste already!

 

Haha! Good one. 

 

*Smirking*

 

Wait...

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Anyone up to making animal puns?

 

Toucan play that game.

 

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i am a new member who are you

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Question- ARE PEACOCKS FILLED WITH BERYLLIUM, GOLD, AND TIN? CUZ THEY SURE ARE Be-Au-Ti-FUL!!!

 

 

I LOVE SCIENCE PUNS

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Eclipse!

 

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DON'T TELL ME THE SKY'S THE LIMIT WHEN THERE'S FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON.

 

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LOL!!!!!!!! thats awsome

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I’m good at band puns. They’re pretty sharp, if I do say so myself. Although, others say they b flat.  

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Dude, thats super halarius

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Awesome guys!

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And Cat Noir just stops and goes,"Hey, how do you know who I am?"

 

Not like it's ridiculously obvious or anything.

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(Another joke you've probably heard)

 

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These puns are priceless.

 

 

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*Starts ROFLing*

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Hey Ice queen! What's with all the terrorising? Why don't you pick on someone your own temperature?

 

It's Elsa.

 

Listen, I'm Feline more generous than usual today, so cool down and we'll call it quits, Kay?

 

Don't mess with Elsa, Cat Noir.

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