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catdragon13873

my science teacher drew an Elf on the Shelf on his whiteboard. It says things. List of messages: 

 

11/28: Hey kids, my name is Chuckles and I’ve been assigned to observe you this holiday season! I think we are going to be best friends! In fact, you already are my best friend!

 

11/29Now that we are best friends, I feel like I can be vulnerable and honest with you.

 

11/29 (there were two yesterday): Trivia Question: What is my favorite thing to do? Answer: watching you sleep

 

11/30: Why did you leave me alone over the weekend? When I am lonely, I get sad and when I’m sad I get  A N G R Y ! 

 

Updates to come.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

 I’m festive now I guess

✦Toffee’s Still a Walnut✦

FADE✦SQUID SISTERS

#RememberTheLost

 

Don we now our gay apparel 

Fa la la fa la la la la la

 

OKAY FINE I’M AN ALMOND

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inkartistic23

Beautiful

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Echo

 

HEY!THE ONE READING THIS! YOU. ARE. AWESOME.

 

 

Christian

 

Weird and 

antisocial

 

I am ze awesome... Echo! 

 

Flipside: Silence 

What is it that you see when you look at me? 

Am I making quite the fool out of me? 

 

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wolfdreamtime201

That is scary and a bit creepy... 

 

Yay

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₣łⱤɆØӾ

Cʜᴀɴᴄʟᴇᴛᴀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ

օղӀվ í ɾҽՏҽɾѵҽ Եհҽ ɾíցհԵ Եօ ʍɑƘҽ ƒմղ օƒ ʍí ɑʍíցօՏ

 Like a pheonix I will rise and fly from the ashes 

 

Draw a circle there's the Earth! 

 

 

#Christian

#Deltasquad

 

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greenstorm25

Sleep with one eye open- you don't want to be a victim of ho-ho-homicide.

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Waffle Hart Traitare

INFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Pigeon enthusiast

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

DARK SAINTS

ALL HALLOWS

THE VILLAINS HUNT BEFORE THEY'RE

OFF TO THE GALLOWS

 

 

 

 

 

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misttiger110

I used to have one, but I never realized how creepy they are until I read this...

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(sister) Cyclone

 

 

And... Eevee, Tamao, Rainer, Sparky,

and don’t forget my flipside, Vortex!

 

 

 

Sisters of the SAMB,

I request for T-Series to be sister slayed! 

Join the sister cause! 

 

 

I am a huge geek 

I am Sister Cyclone

   

 

 

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dragonmind254

Shoot, Jade! There's one looking at me RIGHT now.

 

In fact, it first appeared right hext to my head . . .

 

OH SHOOT

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 Shion 

 

fromtheWoFMB

alsotheSAMB

she/her

forumpinkiepie

DragoMariWyvernLauraMelMasonClariSketchOrion

aggressivelyaro/bisexual

jinglebells!

daughterLily

momEllysia

#PRIDE

"Don't you wanna get away from this same old part you've gotta play?"

canburstintoflames

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frostdawn272

Oh goodness

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  ❄ αυяεℓια ❄

яυεωεη εℓүsιυм

 

OH SNAPE

#KOTLC

Mormon

QUEEN OF CRINGE

That's Christmas to ME

 

 

BeEp BeEp ImMa ChRiStMaS tReE tReE

Your teacher should seek help immediately. 

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**Chipmonk**

I'd travel on flying carpets if I got the air mileage. 

   BUT I MAKE THESE HIGH HEELS WORK

 

 

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puppybutterfly126

Um, guys, we might want to be careful about Christmas-y stuff during December.

 

Because it's holiday season, and most of us know what that means...

 

Elfmael is coming to town.

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not be a dentist,

I'm telling you why

Elfmael is coming to town.

 

He makes you practice elfing

He knows your dentist dreams

He knows if you hate making toys

So hide for goodness sakes!

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not be a dentist,

I'm telling you why

Elfmael is coming to town.

 

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   Starlight Ruewen Random

       For God so loved the world

that He gave us his only begotten Son

    and whomever believes in Him

         shall not perish but have

          EVERLASTING LIFE
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inkartistic23

@Starlight - 

Not Elfmael. ANYTHING BUT ELFMAEL.

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Echo

 

HEY!THE ONE READING THIS! YOU. ARE. AWESOME.

 

 

Christian

 

Weird and 

antisocial

 

I am ze awesome... Echo! 

 

Flipside: Silence 

What is it that you see when you look at me? 

Am I making quite the fool out of me? 

 

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amberpegasus203

Joy.

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'Til the very end.

 

Raven Tsakaryn

 

How long has it been, old friend?

I've had quite the journey,

The path I chose was wrought with loss.

But through it all, I've soldiered on,

Uncaring of what fate has planned.

 

Awaken. Open your eyes to tomorrow.

 

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dragonheart5600

We have elves on the shelves. Luckily, they don’t have homosidal messages for us.

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Cat/Sylvia

Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

#youbelongtoaduck

your loving hybrid friend,

catwolf76

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frostdawn272

@Starlight- I have no words. Except that I'm terrified.

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  ❄ αυяεℓια ❄

яυεωεη εℓүsιυм

 

OH SNAPE

#KOTLC

Mormon

QUEEN OF CRINGE

That's Christmas to ME

 

 

BeEp BeEp ImMa ChRiStMaS tReE tReE

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puppybutterfly126

That's right, you weren't here for the whole Elfmael thing last year

 

Yeah, we might want to avoid saying the Sophie Foster's species word for a while.

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   Starlight Ruewen Random

       For God so loved the world

that He gave us his only begotten Son

    and whomever believes in Him

         shall not perish but have

          EVERLASTING LIFE
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darkheart838

??????? I have been on for a few years but I don't remember that..........Although I don't think I was on much aroud Christmas.......

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α ԋҽαɾƚ σϝ ʂƚҽҽʅ ρʅαƚҽԃ ɠσʅԃ 

ɳσ ૨αเɳ, ɳσ ƒσωε

 

GryffindoProud

 

Credit to Jokester for amazing siggy :D

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dragonflyhawk130

And I thought my English teacher bringing in a pink Christmas tree was weird... That is very, very creepy. I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight. 

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Call me Dawn!

 

~Queen of Books~

 

 

 

Library Nerd!

 

 

#Avidreader

#IloveLockwood&Co.

#SixofCrows

 

 

 

You can judge me by what you see, but that doesn't mean you're seeing me.

 

 

"No running in the library!" -Me

 

 

 Not dead, just inactive.

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elfbrain270

"I'm Chuckles!" 

 

very suspicious.. 

 

kinda like Chucky 

 

chuckles the elf

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↫↫↫↫↫ ɱιʅʅʂ ↬↬↬↬↬

 

ιт's тσσ cσℓ∂ ғσя үσυ нεяε..

 

♫•♬• иσяα'ѕ тωιиe •♬•♫

 

 crєαtσr σf tєslєw αвσvє grσund

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wolfguard127

my familys elf on the shelf changes rooms each day and today its in my room and i found it hiding in my closet o.o

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Jasper

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                       94% of people think wolves are evil creatures. 

 

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