my science teacher drew an Elf on the Shelf on his whiteboard. It says things. List of messages:
11/28: Hey kids, my name is Chuckles and I’ve been assigned to observe you this holiday season! I think we are going to be best friends! In fact, you already are my best friend!
11/29Now that we are best friends, I feel like I can be vulnerable and honest with you.
11/29 (there were two yesterday): Trivia Question: What is my favorite thing to do? Answer: watching you sleep
11/30: Why did you leave me alone over the weekend? When I am lonely, I get sad and when I’m sad I get A N G R Y !
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I’m festive now I guess
✦Toffee’s Still a Walnut✦
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la fa la la la la la
OKAY FINE I’M AN ALMOND