I walk through Retroland at midnight. I know it's not real. The phantom of Metroland. A guy that wear's a long black cape, has salami for a right leg, and stomps through the park after dark looking for victims to ear. Why doesn't he just eat his Salami leg if he's so hungry? Jimmy asked the same question. I remember Nick's story. "No kid that's been to Retroland after midnight has never been seen again." Yeah right. I'm proving it's fake right now. Jimmy's doing it with Witnesses tomorrow. I sniff the air and smell Salami. I feel my hairs on my neck start to stand up. I turn around and see the Phantom. Long black cape, Salami for a right leg. I walk around him and shake my head.
"It's obviousy a trick. Nice try." I smirk.
It growls at me. My hair stands up even more and I run. I hop onto a pendulam ride and throw a book at the thingy, making sure I'm moving.
"I'd love to see you eat me now!" I yell.
It starts slowing and I facepalm.
"I hate you, Universe." I growl.
I snap my fingers and hop on the side of the pendulam. He holds his hands out and I jump off the ride onto him.
I quickly jump off and the Phantom groans, "What's that smell?"
I answer, "You're salami leg, dude. Wait... I know that voice!"
I pull off the mask to reveal Cindy, one of my classmates.
"Cindy! Why'd you do it? I thought you loved bugging Neutron, not me." I frown.
She answers, "No one likes a smart alek ruining another person's class report. Everyone knows it's just a myth. Only you and Neutron would ruin everyone's fun by being pedantic."
I tell her to leave. She leaves me by myself. I smile at the sky, and punch my hands in the air.
"Who won the dare? I won the Dare!" I laugh.
Suddenly, another Phantom shows up in front of me
"Leaving so soon? Wait... What's that smell?" He asks.
"You mean your Salami leg or Cindy's Salami leg?" I ask.
He facepalms and I pull off the long coat, and The phantom glows yellow.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I scream.