By memory count, there are 22 people on this thread. This is also most of the number of poll results on most polls, if a mast majority attend. About 6 people on this same thread have either implied or directly stated that they do not consider themselves to be angsty.
Even if you don't count the one person who implied, that would still be 5, which is 22.7 percent of the MB, almost 23 percent.
That claim of one percent means every one hundred SAMBers, there is one who either isn't a teenager and/or angsty and/or does not have bad grammar. However, there are already five people out of twenty two who are not. Putting me in personally, even I would count as four percent as one person.
I plead for the results to be reconsidered, Your Honor.