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tsunamininja5

Some of these are . . . I don't know what to call them but they don't actually occur in the book. They're like "behind the scenes" things. Other things do, in fact, actually happen, and they will be written in this color. "Behind the scenes" stuff will be in red.

 

I only have time for one right now, but I will post more of these tomorrow.

 

Here we go.

 

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Thorn: Look, a miniature salmon!

Sasaki: Hmm . . .

Thorn: IT'S A SALMONELLA

Sasaki: . . . Thorn, that's a disease . . .

Thorn: YOU'RE a disease

Sasaki: . . .

Thorn: -picks up the salmon- mY LITTLE SALMONELLA

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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hydrahoneydew9

i already love thorn--

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

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(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane

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brownlynx107

I connect spiritually to both of them.

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Arl

(He/him)

Forum bro: Tiger

Dead 5 times.

The worst things in life

Come free to us

We're all under the upper hand

#NKT

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tsunamininja5

Thorn: Hey Jaguar

Jaguar: What?

Thorn: I gave Nova a cape, so now she’s a SUPERNOVA

Jaguar: . . . leave

 

Tarik: TIME TO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS

Mae-chang: No, it’s not. IT’S TIME TO GO SHOPPING

Tarik: FOR WEIGHTS

Mae-chang: NO WEIGHTS

Tarik: YES WEIGHTS

Mae-chang: -snatches Tarik's wallet- GOING TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE BYE

Tarik: NO COME BACK WITH THAT

Mae-chang: I’M TAKING YOUR CAR TOO BYE HONEY

Tarik: NO

 

 

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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creativescarlet16

I now imagine Tarik leaping onto the car and clinging there like a Spider-man, and Mae-chang being really freaked out when she pulls up to the store and sees that he's been on top of the car roof the whole time.

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

 Deviantart is LivVirtual

 

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tsunamininja5

Oh my goodness, that . . .

 

 

yes that is happening

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Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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Mae-chang: -arrives at the department store- tIME TO SHOP

Tarik: -slaps the windshield-

Mae-chang: gAHHH WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

Tarik: wRONG PARKING LOT, THE FITNESS STORE IS OVER THERE

Mae-chang: -hurriedly gets out of the car and sprints into the store- I'M BUYING MORE CLOTHES WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD, AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME

 

 

Thorn: -caresses the mini salmon- I love my salmonella

Jaguar: Are you okay

Thorn: IT'S MY SALMONELLA, NOT YOURS

Jaguar: . . . I just asked-

Thorn: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE MY SALMONELLA

Jaguar: I don't want the fish. I just asked if you were-

Thorn: NO. And it's not a fish.

Jaguar: . . . ?

Thorn: It's a salmonella.

 

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Est. January 2014

 

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"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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dragonheart5600

This is funny and wholesome and I love it. 

 

Thorn is Patton. I’m not sorry.

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Cat/Sylvia

Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

#youbelongtoaduck

your loving hybrid friend,

catwolf76

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tsunamininja5

I have no idea who that is

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Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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hydrahoneydew9

sanders sides

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane

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tsunamininja5

Tarik: It's okay to have butterflies in your stomach.

Ruby: They're not butterflies. They're birds.

Tarik: What kind of birds?

Ruby: Actually . . . more like pterodactyls. Long story short, I'm willing to bet I'm more nervous than you could ever be.

Tarik: . . . a pterodactyl wouldn't even fit in your stomach . . .

Ruby: That’s my point. Imagine, hmm, fifty or so of them, trying to fly around and imagine what that would feel like. Yeah, that’s how nervous I am.

Tarik: Then you need to stop eating flying prehistoric reptiles.

 

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."