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wolfunicorn4456

So, i'll tell a joke, then evryone can do their own.

Piece of 

 

what does PG mean when rating a movie? Pun Gun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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independent

strong

confident

fast

fun

I am all of this, and more.

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tsunamininja5

The fact that I'm here is enough of a joke.

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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wolfunicorn4456

hey! i made this so we could have fun!

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I am all of this, and more.

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tsunamininja5

Self-deprecating jokes aside . . . here are different ones. :D

 

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

 

You can't run through a campsite. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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tsunamininja5

It was a joke, honey

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Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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wolfunicorn4456

those are funny!

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tsunamininja5

Hehe, thanks. They're not original, though. ;-;

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- Lahash -

Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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brownlynx107

@Samurai- That last joke was in-tents....hehe

 

Why do Swedes put barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they can Scan-da-navy-in!

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Forum bro: Tiger

Dead 5 times.

The worst things in life

Come free to us

We're all under the upper hand

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parakeetpanther60

These jokes make me want to punch myself in the face because they're so cheesy (not in a a bad way)

 

But Sam, your first joke me me genuinely laugh. I appreciate a good self depreciating joke tbh

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|+| Milo Dechire |+|

 

Conservative

Agnostic 

LGBTQ

TRANS

+~+~+~+~+

 

Heads or tails

Do you even know

Which side you're on?

And does it even matter

If they're on

The same coin?

 

Heroes always get remembered

But you know legends 

Never die

 

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parakeetpanther60

Me me.

 

Here's a good joke:

 

Autocorrect

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|+| Milo Dechire |+|

 

Conservative

Agnostic 

LGBTQ

TRANS

+~+~+~+~+

 

Heads or tails

Do you even know

Which side you're on?

And does it even matter

If they're on

The same coin?

 

Heroes always get remembered

But you know legends 

Never die

 

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firecobra400

*when you forgot how to do subtraction*

 

well, you know, something about subtraction just doesn’t add up..

 

*when someone says your jokes are terrible*

 

no there not! I didn’t right them on paper!

 

*when you name a crow ‘vel’*

 

you are a vel-crow! Ugh.. I feel like that’s a rip off.. ( double pun )

 

i had had a dream I was swimming in orange water last night- i found out it was a Fanta-sea ( the cringe spreads on your face )

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- fire -

 

its been a great time. I think I should make a real signature.

i do think I should leave early. But besides that- I think everyone should still be happy and to move on even If it hurts. Best of luck.

 

- fire -

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werewolfchicken128

1. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you get what you deserve.

2. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con- 

now you say control freak who!

3. Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

4. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

5. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

6. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

8. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable.

9. I was going to tell you a joke about chemistry, but I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.

10. Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

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I am a someone

 

  heart of fire

 Soul of ice

  I am not mean

but I am not nice

 Spirit Animal: Phantom the wolf

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amberdolphin1210

Hey, Hawk Moth! I'm Gonna kick your butt-erflies!

 

Cat Noir! Come Cat-ch me!

 

Parents to the kids: You are surrounded by toys! Are you not entertained?

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Amber.

 

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Whovian!

I'm from the 39 clues website!

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I'm A Jehovah's Witness.

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werewolfchicken128

@firecobra400 I really liked your joke about the Fanta-sea. It took me a while to get it, but when I did I was like Oooooh. That's really good. xD. 

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~Spike~

 

 AKA Talisey chicken or weirdo

 

RainWing Dragon

I am a someone

 

  heart of fire

 Soul of ice

  I am not mean

but I am not nice

 Spirit Animal: Phantom the wolf