1. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you get what you deserve.
2. Knock knock!
now you say control freak who!
3. Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
5. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
6. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
8. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable.
9. I was going to tell you a joke about chemistry, but I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
10. Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they don't know where home is.