(These are not intended to be offensive towards anybody.)
(Also, feel free to add on.)
Echo: I can't find Galaxian anywhere.
Rune: Here, wait. Just telepathically say, or think, something factually incorrect.
Rune: Just do it.
Echo: *says something telepathically*
(0.0024 seconds later)
Galaxian: Echo, did you just say that time will never end?
Galaxian: Trust me!
Galaxian: Out of the 100 tasks I was given, I didn't mess up a whole 10% of them.
Samurai: Out of all the people we meet, only a few we can trust.
Tiger: So whom can you trust? Yourself?
Samurai, scoffing: No.
Seeker: I think I went above the speed limit.
Galaxian: Since when did you start driving?
Seeker: I didn't.
Galaxian: So how did you speed?
Seeker: I went 50 mph in a 1 mph place. As you can see, 50 times faster than I was supposed to go, compared to the speed others go by.
Galaxian: What place has a speed limit of 1 mph?
Seeker: The sidewalk.
Shura: *sees Arl* I don't know him.
Shura: *sees Cain* I don't know her.
Shura: *sees CreativeScarlet16* I don't know her.
Galaxian: Do you not know anyone around here?
Shura: I know you.
Galaxian: ...Did you just call me a no one?
Dawn: Galaxian, you're late to the meet. Again.
Galaxian: The alarm clock didn't go off.
Dawn: For the 7th time this week? It's time for you to get a new alarm clock.
Galaxian: No, it works fine. I just didn't set it.
Owl: On a scale from “[Darn] daniel” to “Fre sha vaca do” how are you feeling?
Vine: In between “It’s an avocado, thanks” and “How did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Darmidnight?
Darmidnight: Probably “Road work ahead”.
Galaxian: I speak 3 languages and this isn't any one of them.
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Est. June 2018
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We never know all the chances we lost
Until we lose them
~I guess it's almost time to say...