**no offense intended to the SAMBers used**
Tiger: Five and a half posts ago, I lost my dear friend Arl. Four times.
Arl: I’M NOT DEAD YET
Tiger: *sniffs* Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
Seeker: Hey Galahad-
Galaxian: My name’s Galaxian
Seeker: Oh, sorry. Anyways, Garbatron-
Seeker: Right, my bad, anyway Salami man-
GalaxE: HoW do YoU even geT ThAt?
Lycus: What’s the easiest way to get a man’s wallet?
Darmidnight: Knife to the throat?
Samurai: Gun to the back?
Rune: Poison in their cup?
Lycus: You’re all terrible
Jokester: Something just brushed my left leg!
Jokester: Oh wait
Jokester: It was just my right leg
Mills: In the winter, I like to wear a cozy black jacket, a black shirt, and some black pants.
Mills: In the Summer, I wear the exact same thing, because I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer.
Arl: I’m gonna sing a song for y’all
Arl: It’s called my life so far
Arl: *inhales and strums*
Rune: I don’t care if you don’t like space puns. I like space puns.
Rune: Comet me bro.
Samurai: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
GalaxE: Malcontented, disgruntled, desolated, miserable...
GaxalE (to Twilight): Must you always attack me with words?
Twilight: Want me to use rocks?
*Samurai and Fire staring at each other*
Samurai: ...do you need something because you’re freaking me out
Fire: Oh, I thought we were in a staring contest
Samurai: *blinks* why would we-
Fire: You blinked I win
Samurai: ...yOU LITTLE ****
Daisy: Fire, you vegetarian?
Fire, distracted: No, I’m an aquarius
Ray: Could you please pass the salt?
Jokester: *throws Arl across the table*
Key: Do you ever get water hungry?
Key: ...water hungry