**no offense intended to the SAMBers used**
Lavender: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.
Lycus: I photosynthesize with this.
Tiger: You’re my best friend, Arl. Last year we shared a toothbrush.
Arl: I was not aware of that.
Tiger: We did.
Seeker with Interrogation Mode on: WELCOME TO BEEPING APPLEBEES, DO YOU WANT THE APPLES OR THE BEES?
Arl: What the heck? What bees?
Rune: He has selected the bees!
Seeker: *walks towards Arl while violently shaking a jar of bees*
Arl: Wait, nO-
Wolfheart: [following group of SAMBers]
Joy: Any tea?
Wolfheart: They’ve found a dollar on the pavement and almost killed each other over it because there was a vending machine nearby
Samurai: So, what’s upsetting you?
Galaxian: She keeps using common phrases incorrectly!
Jokester: Oh, cry me a table, GalaxE.
Ari: alright, listen up you little *beeps*.
Ari: not you Anti you're an angel and we're glad you're here
Lycus: I’m sending good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Reve: That’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Key: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Key: *sprays hairspray directly into her mouth*
Key: Well, I can tell you right off the bat this one is not very good.
Fire: Carpenters go to boarding school.
Syalla: Wow, wood you believe that?
Fire: I saw what you did there.
Fire: Good contribution, Daisy.
Rebel: L is for the way you look at me
Stargazer: O is for the only one I see
Ruby: V is very very extraordinary
Cyclone: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help.
Darmidnight: I went to the park today.
Cyclone: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Darmidnight: *opens coat* This duck.
Echo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
Silence: “What about you, cabinet? You sketchy piece of baloney? Did you take ‘em?”
Echo: shuT UP
Mills: Can I have a chip?
Dipper: sure, take one
Mills, grabbing like seven: Thanks!
Dipper: Well at least one of us can count
Hannah: Milo told me that instead of being sad, I should “go get it, girl”. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Fallon: Get what?
Hannah: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.
Cleo, with her foot stuck in a chair: you may be wondering, "Cleo, how did you get into this situation?"
Cleo: Well guys, Cleo doesn't know either