Is it actually puntastic?

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amazingdawn82

Welcome to the SAMBer Wheel of Puns! I'm your host, Soundstream!

AND I'M your co-host, Software.

Mkay. So, who's our first contestant?

Our first contestant is... Alheimur!

Where am I

Miss Alheimur, here are the rules.

Help me

A SAMBer's name will be given to you on a wheel and you must pun-ify it. No friend-calling, Internet searches, or anything of the sort is allowed. You must come up with the pun on the spot.

Um okay then

Any questions?

Yes-

None? Great! Let's get started. *nods to someone offstage*

A curtain is raised and snazzy trumpet music plays while a wheel saying "SAMBer Wheel of Puns" with various colored slots around the edge lights up.Well I guess I'd better spin the wheel. *spins*

Our first name is... Jade!

Um... Percabeth is a match Jade in heaven? Help meeeeeeee

Let's check the Pun-o-meter.

The Pun-o-Meter reads: "So bad it's punomenal!"

Well... Alheimur moves on to the next round! Come back after the commercial break for more puntastic puns!

No please no more puns

 

 

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Call me Alheimur, 'kay?

 She/Her

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werewolfchicken128

MoRe PUnS NoW!

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                       heart of fire

           Soul of ice

   I am not mean

but I am not nice

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dragondolphin2613

Can you make sure to do me eventually?

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strongholdcow22

Oh you're doing Percy Jackson puns?

 

I apollogize for this. 

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    Chipmonk

Snow and ice make everything nice

   But the cold will always hurt me

            --OCD is REAL--

       blue and the gray and soon

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amberunicorn816

Try my name!

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brownlynx107

lol

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Arl

(He/him/boi)

Forum bro: Tiger

Dead 5 times.

#NKT

Maybe I'm just a kid in love

Maybe I'm just a kid in love

 

-Sneeze-

 

If this is what it's like falling in love

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werewolfchicken128

Do iT Do It dO iT

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~Flammable spike ~

 

 AKA Talisey chicken or weirdo

flipside: Shade

 

RainWing Dragon

 

 

                       heart of fire

           Soul of ice

   I am not mean

but I am not nice

 Slytherin

 Spirit Animal: Phantom the wolf

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werewolfchicken128

Hello there!

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~Flammable spike ~

 

 AKA Talisey chicken or weirdo

flipside: Shade

 

RainWing Dragon

 

 

                       heart of fire

           Soul of ice

   I am not mean

but I am not nice

 Slytherin

 Spirit Animal: Phantom the wolf

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butterflycat1708

Try Specter :P

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They/them ▬ Vocaloid stan   Roleplayer

 

So come now children,

answer to your calling!

Dreams are weapons

and I'm telling you

to take a stand.

Get ready cause

this is no man's land.

 

♫♪Children Record♪♫

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firecobra400

This is grape! I would ask to lettuce be, but, beet it, I like puns.

 

 

 

 

 

( I just had to =b )

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- fire -

 

- did you hear about the lightbulb party? No? Well it was lit!

 

- did you hear about the man who swallowed a clock? No? Good, it was time consuming anyway.

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firecobra400

( I posted but it probably won’t come through before this )

 

 

try me!

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- fire -

 

- did you hear about the lightbulb party? No? Well it was lit!

 

- did you hear about the man who swallowed a clock? No? Good, it was time consuming anyway.

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amazingdawn82

*commercials*

Welcome back to SAMBer Wheel of Puns! I'm your host, Soundstream.

And I'm your co-host Software! Our next contestant comes from the magical land of Equestria. Meet Star Spirit!

W h a t   t h e   h a y   i s   g o i n g   o n

You're in a game show? Your name's on the signup sheet, at least.

Celestia preserve me Well... How do I play?

You'll be given the name of a SAMBer and you'll need to pun-ify it.

Okay then. What's the name?

Wheel of Puns, hit it!

More snazzy trumpet music

Our next name is... Twilight!

As in Princess Twilight Sparkle?

...No.

Awww :C

jUST GIVE US A PUN ALREADY

Fine. Um... I guess I'll be trying my hoof in the Twilight with this pun.

Pun-O-Meter?

The Pun-O-Meter reads... "dERp"

Okay then

Later...

We're not having much luck with Alheimur's gang.

Agreed.

So... what should we do?

Perhaps we could outsource? Bring in some viewers?

I like it. Let's do it.

Heyo! If you love SAMBer Wheel of Puns, get ready to see the level of puntasticness raise even more! Yes, you heard me correctly. We are calling on YOU, SAMBers, to bring us your best puns. Simply call the number at the bottom of your screen and you'll be entered into the show!

 

So I'm actually going to make a thread and you guys will comment your best pun (SAMB-related or otherwise) in your preferred font color and type and that'll get you a spot on the game show.

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Call me Alheimur, 'kay?

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werewolfchicken128

????? THAT WAS GOOD!!! do me please!!!!!!

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~Flammable spike ~

 

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RainWing Dragon

 

 

                       heart of fire

           Soul of ice

   I am not mean

but I am not nice

 Slytherin

 Spirit Animal: Phantom the wolf

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dragonvampire976

my name already is a pun. When I burn someone, I say 

"Ya'll just got VAMPORIZED!"

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They say there is a meaning of life. That we are here for a reason. LIES.

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When the

world

comes

to

take

all of

us,

then

we

are 

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lightningstorm541

can you do me?

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SERA

 

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loveable kid

 

i love cats and kittens!!!

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amberunicorn816

Princess Twilight Sparkle

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amazingdawn82

OOF

Expect the next pun tomorrow

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