Welcome to the SAMBer Wheel of Puns! I'm your host, Soundstream!
AND I'M your co-host, Software.
Mkay. So, who's our first contestant?
Our first contestant is... Alheimur!
Where am I
Miss Alheimur, here are the rules.
A SAMBer's name will be given to you on a wheel and you must pun-ify it. No friend-calling, Internet searches, or anything of the sort is allowed. You must come up with the pun on the spot.
Um okay then
None? Great! Let's get started. *nods to someone offstage*
A curtain is raised and snazzy trumpet music plays while a wheel saying "SAMBer Wheel of Puns" with various colored slots around the edge lights up.Well I guess I'd better spin the wheel. *spins*
Our first name is... Jade!
Um... Percabeth is a match Jade in heaven? Help meeeeeeee
Let's check the Pun-o-meter.
The Pun-o-Meter reads: "So bad it's punomenal!"
Well... Alheimur moves on to the next round! Come back after the commercial break for more puntastic puns!
No please no more puns
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