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amberunicorn816

These all happened in real life.  I’m in seventh grade.

 

Teacher:Today we are examining cells of frogs blood, Elodea,-

Student 1:Ewwww. Blood.

Teacher:Please don’t interrupt me. As I was saying, frog blood, Elodea, and onion cells under a microscope.

Student 2:Did you make the blood yourself?

Teacher: No! What do I look like to you?

Entire Class:

Entire Class:

Student 3: A frog murderer.

Teacher:

Teacher: *sighs and facepalms*

Student 3: What?

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amberpegasus203

That poor frog.

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   ~est. April 2014~

 

Oh, how I've missed you, my friend...

Time has changed us both.

But deep down, our hearts remain the same.

So, no matter where life takes us, remember...

 

 

 

 

 

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amberunicorn816

My home and careers class:

Teacher: So yeast is a fungus.

Student 1: Eww. We eat that?

Teacher: We also eat mushrooms, and they are fungi.  So, as I was saying, to activate the yeast, we must put it in hot water.  Too cold, and it will not activate them. Too hot, and we will kill them.  We don’t want them to die, or our dough won’t rise.

Student 2: So we are killing them? 

Teacher: Uhhh...yes. In the oven. 

Student 3: But why do we have to use them?

Teacher: So our cookie dough can rise.

Student 3: But we are killing them. 

Teacher:

Teacher:

Teacher: I think we have a slight obsession with yeast...

 

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amberdolphin1210

I started ROFLing! That's hilarious! How old are these classmates?

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Amber.

 

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werewolfchicken128

dang. That was pretty funny xD

here is my own:

 

teacher, the day before: ok, we ran out of time, so we are going to mark our homework tomorrow.

 

teacher (forgets about the homework): ok! Time for a break!

student 1: *in head* thank god we didn't mark it today! I have an extra night to work on it!

student 2: hold on... don't we have to mark the homework?

teacher: oh yes... get out your homework and a red pen

whole class: -.-

 

whole class after school: *punching student 2 and screaming at them*

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amberunicorn816

I’m in seventh grade, so we are twelve or thirteen. These quotes all happened last week

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brownlynx107

Ahhh, science class.

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amberunicorn816

Me: How’s life?

Friend: Terrible.

Me: What’s wrong?

Friend: Your existence.

Me:

Me: O_O

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amberunicorn816

I am in seventh grade. These all happened this year. We are twelve or thirteen.  Which is kind of sad, considering our immaturity.

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amberunicorn816

Me: *gets a math problem wrong*

Two of my friends: OH MY GOSH. DOWNFALL!!! DOWNFALL OF THE GREATEST GENIUS EVER!!! DOWNFALL!!! THIS HAS NEVER EVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!! AAHHHHH THE SKY IS FALLING ACRYGTVGTEDFJBDQPJBDC

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cobrapanther473

This happened last week(BTW my OC's are based on actual people so that's why I"m including them):

 

Aventine: Devin, you suck at basketball.

Devin: I'm tired okay?

Aventine: So is Daisy and she's making 3-pointers.

Daisy: *misses for the 10th time*

Devin: *makes it for the 4th time*

Aventine: See? You suck.

 

Random person: *glares at Aventine*

Aventine: *poses* Take a picture, it'll last longer.

Random person:

Daisy:

Daisy: Aventine we talked about this.

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Daisy, Goldenrod, Frost, Tamaki, Ak'wan, Aventine, Erik, Devin, Waren, Elliot, Chloe

 

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puppybutterfly126

^Same.

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puppybutterfly126

I meant up two

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.* Starlight Ruewen Random *.

     We wish you a merry Christmas...

     #JesusIsTheReasonForTheSeason

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wolfdance572

I feel you Twilight. My friends think I'm the smartest person since Einstein.

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Eclipse!

 

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