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butterflycat1708

-How can chemistry students stay positive?
-By thinking like a proton.


-Why was the baseball player banned from Chemistry class?
-He kept stealing the base.


-How can you tell when a chemistry joke doesn’t work?
-There’s no reaction.

 

 

 

More to be added soon B)

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

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teabear54

These are jokes, not puns

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Fafnir

 

 

Mr Manticore

Mars

Fishnir

#Fade

#Remember Zoe and Sally

I’m particularlgoofinder

Worrying means you suffer twice

 

Hey all, crippling depression here

 “This is a pretty hardcore origin story” ~ Spiderman Noir

Level 99 edgelord

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tsunamininja5

I found this thread, now I'm in my element

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- Lahash -

Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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brownlynx107

Oooohh lord :?

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Arl

(He/him)

Forum bro: Tiger

Dead 5 times.

The worst things in life

Come free to us

We're all under the upper hand

#NKT

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wolfdance572

 I'm a nerd as well.

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Eclipse!

 

christian

trekkie

 

clrgrd   mallets

 

wolves are da best!

 

  Reyna

 Lexi

 Moon

 Sky

 Lynx

   

DON'T TELL ME THE SKY'S THE LIMIT WHEN THERE'S FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON.

 

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finmagic2

This is my new favorite thread. ;)

 

Math puns: 

 

PLAN

(P+L)(A+N)

PA+PN+LA+LN

Your plan has been foiled!

 

How can you make seven an even number?

Take ou the 'a.'

 

I made a mistake and hired an odd-job guy to do eight jobs for me, but at the end of the day, he'd only done jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7.


I just saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.


Are monsters good at math? No, unless you Count Dracula.


My girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.


If nothing is better than life, and if a ham sandwich is better than nothing, does that mean that a ham sandwich is worth dying for?

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Call me... SNOWFALL

 

Essex the Evil

 

she/her

 

"If you come to me before the problem, I will move mountains to help you. If you come to me after the problem has happened, I will ruin your life."

 

-Icewing-

-Reader-

-Artist-

-Musician-

-Slytherin-

-Greencloak-

 

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butterflycat1708

-What was the chemistry teacher’s favorite type of tree?
-A chemistree


-What is the atomic symbol for confusion?
-Um.

 

-Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
-They have all the solutions

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~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

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tsunamininja5

Should we make some sodium puns? Na.

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- Lahash -

Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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wolfdance572

Batman likes chemistry: Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman

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Eclipse!

 

christian

trekkie

 

clrgrd   mallets

 

wolves are da best!

 

  Reyna

 Lexi

 Moon

 Sky

 Lynx

   

DON'T TELL ME THE SKY'S THE LIMIT WHEN THERE'S FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON.

 

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catamber1354

IMMA NERD TOOOOOOOOO!

 

I have a friend who would absolutely love these... I'll have to show them to him.

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Forget all this stuff that I usually put here. The forums are ending so no one cares what's supposed to be here.

 

But this is what I want you all to remember: Be kind. You will have everything in life if you are kind.

 

Love you all.

 

~Windsong <3

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powerfulwolf250

this one kid in my choir had about 200 or something and would choose random people to list them off to in between choir concerts.

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TALON

 

INTP-

FEMALE  

VIRGO

 

"I'm not the one who's lost with no direction, but you'll never see."Thanks for the memories, everyone. I'll miss you all.

 

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butterflycat1708

@Talon

sdfsgsSDFGSDFGS that's what i do too tbh

 

Q: What did the hair stylist say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into her salon?
A: OH SNaP!


Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

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Fight!

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Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

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teabear54

None of these are puns yensywjnwisjeheuhwusjaoakakenw

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Fafnir

 

 

Mr Manticore

Mars

Fishnir

#Fade

#Remember Zoe and Sally

I’m particularlgoofinder

Worrying means you suffer twice

 

Hey all, crippling depression here

 “This is a pretty hardcore origin story” ~ Spiderman Noir

Level 99 edgelord

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butterflycat1708

puns or jokes it doesn't matter as long as they make you laugh 

 

 


-Why did Copper insult Argon?
-He knew Argon would have no reaction.


-What happened to all of the chemistry jokes?
-They argon.

 

-Where do chemistry students have to wash their dishes?
-In the zinc.

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powerfulwolf250

dad jokes, chemistry teacher edition

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TALON

 

INTP-

FEMALE  

VIRGO

 

"I'm not the one who's lost with no direction, but you'll never see."Thanks for the memories, everyone. I'll miss you all.