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hydrahoneydew9

we could be the only species of sentient life that could safely have caffeine in their bodies

 

like

 

your alien friend: what are you drinking?

 

You: coffee

 

alien friend: w o a h don't do that that has CAFFEINE

 

you: i know

 

alien friend : you need to s t o p 

 

you: im studying i need my caffeine

 

alien friend: tHAT DOESNT MEAN YOU DON'T LIVE TO YOUR FULL POTENTIAL BECAUSE OF CAFFEINE

 

you: but it wont hurt me, it keeps me awake

 

alien friend:

 

alien friend:

 

alien friend: oh

 

you: you misunderstood didn't you

 

 

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crowsoul50

We're the only known animal that eats peppers despite them having evolved to be spicy so that they wouldn't be eaten

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

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eagledragon13393

Death defying hoomans

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░▒▓█ Баgёг/ЙЯ Єгч$їцѫ █▓▒░

#Puppy Killed Me#

ocean’s mb sis

Goodbye, my dear friends. It’s been fun. 

So raise your glass high, for tomorrow we die.

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hydrahoneydew9

Death defying hoomans indeed

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 ocean 

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coindragon103

Yas

Also hi Ocean :3

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DENY, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED

 

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I AM PANTHER

FEAR ME

Try to defeat me.... you will always fail... there are many of us..

-ignore, guys, ignore-

 

CaFiNe Is FuN

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Arl

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Forum bro: Tiger

Have died 7 times.

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Watch it turn into gold

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strongholdcow22

Guys the brain named itself...

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Chipmonk

a queer was here

 

                       

 

 

 

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hydrahoneydew9

How do we explain our weird human things to aliens

 

"Under our pants, we wear a smaller, secret pair of pants"

 

"We made lots of different dogs because we wanted cute friends that also bit people really hard"

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rabbitadorable23

I mean sometimes caffeine can be bad for you but like yeah

 

Or what about "we have collections of animals in large fenced in enclosures to see animals we'd never see otherwise"

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Sunshine

or

Sakari

 

Queen of colorrabbits, and much more

Pink fluffeh unicorns dancing orainbows!!

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liondragon3229

Or how about this;

 

Even though cows and people are both mammals, we treat them differently because they look different and we think we’re smarter, and then we eat them.

 

 

sorry, I just thought someone should say something about that.

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 can't think of anything  put here.

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hydrahoneydew9

humans naming inanimate objects

 

alien crew member #1: why did Evan put googly eyes on the robot cleaner

 

human: HIS NAME IS G I L B E R T 

 

acm#1: it's a cleaner robot, Evan

 

human: it's name is gilbert and he is my friend

 

acm#2: ..would you prefer we get you a creature commonly referred to as a 'dog' so you don't deface the cleaners, Evan?

 

human: 

 

human:

 

human: okay but what type of dog

 

acm#2:

 

acm#2:theres different kinds of dogs?

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catamber1354

Well

 

I'm an alien

 

And I drink tea

 

Just saying

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Forget all this stuff that I usually put here. The forums are ending so no one cares what's supposed to be here.

 

But this is what I want you all to remember: Be kind. You will have everything in life if you are kind.

 

Love you all.

 

~Windsong <3

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hydrahoneydew9

that's cool, windsong

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elfbrain270

Humans explaining socks?? 

 

alien- whoa what are those? 

 

human- they're socks.

 

alien- ..socks..? why don't you just keep your feet bare?

 

human- because they'll get cold? 

 

alien- but you have shoes..? 

 

human-

 

alien-

 

alien- nevermind

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twice as strong

still alive

we've made it this far

we know how to survive

 

~mills

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hydrahoneydew9

i'd like to make this a story/skit

 

acm#1 shall be named murray,, whilst acm#2 is ellanora

 

 

i'd like this to be a skit

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hydrahoneydew9

evan is here to explain dogs to humans (im naming the aliens now)

 

murray (acm#2): so, dogs

evan (human): dogs

ellanora (acm#1): what is a dogs

evan: they can be big, small, long fur, short fur, loud, or quiet

ellanora: what

evan: a yorkie is a small furry doggo but a pitbull is a big not-so furry doggo

murray: what is a 'doggo'?

evan: a dog

murray: wha

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