Mother Nature: you can't have -46 windchill Wednesday and then 52 degrees on Monday. That's a 92 degree switch.
Midwest: Hold my corn
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We're Functioning just fine, we're alive
What's your Malfunction?
Bring it forth perfects a bore for what it's worth
Curvy, skinny, or bizarre
The best shape is who you are
Raise your hand if you're not from a mold
Varied strings are worth more than gold