This morning I saw a possum outside eating the dry food I left out for our cats. I didn't have anything to throw at it, so I ran outside with my bare feet and kicked it. I didn't expect it to go four feet into the air and halfway across the yard! I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. In all my years on this earth, I've never seen something so wonderful as a scared to death possum hurtling through the air. I'm cackling right now, I wish someone was videoing when it happened.
I want you to just stop for for a second, and visualize me running across the yard barefoot, and kicking an unsuspecting possum into oblivion all because the critter was eating my cat's food.
It was beautiful.
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