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compasspaw43

Why not.

 

when I was in third grade, I got hit in the face with a football in the gym(?) and my nose started to bleed. I turned around to look at my friend and ended up slinging blood on his shirt. He has never let me forget it. 

 

(I'm not going in order)

 

In first grade, this kid took my Halloween themed sticker off my desk so I pushed him. We end up getting into a little kid fist fight. That day I took my first trip to the principals office. I never got my sticker back. 

 

A few years ago, I had just started playing the trombone. I was playing, and th slide flys off -like in the cartoons- and hits the trumpet player in front of me. 

 

More later!

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We're Functioning just fine, we're alive

What's your Malfunction?

Bring it forth perfects a bore for what it's worth

Curvy, skinny, or bizarre

The best shape is who you are

Raise your hand if you're not from a mold

Varied strings are worth more than gold

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dragonflyhawk130

I once sprained my ankle pretending to ice skate on a wet trampoline in rainboots.

I also tried to jump off the roof with wings made out of pillowcases and cardboard. Fortunately, my Dad caught me with the ladder before I got up there.

I faceplanted off a swing once while in the middle of yelling "Watch this!"

I got stuck in multiple trees after climbing twenty feet off the ground and discovering that getting down is a lot harder than getting up. 

I climbed up a six-foot cinder-block wall to pretend it was a horse (not sure how I figured that one out) and then fell off.

I tried to jump across the living room from couch to couch and whacked my head on the brick fireplace.

I knocked my front teeth back trying to hang upside down off my Dad's recliner and faceplanting on the hard floor.

I tripped over a garden stool while chasing a cat and knocked my teeth back again.

I faceplanted into a tree while chasing the dog. 

I tried to slide down the stairs on a couch cushion, the cushion got stuck, I tumbled down the stairs and hit the storage room door at the bottom face-first.

 

In short, I was a very dangerous child and did a lot of stupid things. It's really amazing I'm still alive, to be honest. 

 

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catfairy2579

I ate a lolipop but I have braces and one of the braces came off and because the lolipop was watermelon flavour I started to dislike every watermelon flavored thing afterwards.

I once was in a garden that was a bit high and my sister and me were playing was our dog. Then I held onto his collar and he jumped down and I fell, did a flip in the air and hit my head on some stones.

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birdbird11230

three stories..

1. once in preschool i had wen't up and down a slide at preschool w/ my dad well he had left me up their because he had thought that i would go down but, instead i had tried to go back down by the stairs and I had face planted the metle stair and bit through my lip. 

 

2. I had stepped out of my pool in first grade and i had steped on a bee just saying my foot had sweld up and I never stepped out of a pool bare-footed agian 

 

and.. 

3. I was at a school carnival and my friend had not had her phone to call her dad to pik her up so i was going to help her so i thought i had saw her but it turns out It was not her by a long shot It was my other friends coisin... that was a big mistake :] 

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crowsoul50

Apparently when I was younger, like three or four, I would approach random strangers and sit in their laps for no reason

 

I wonder where that kind of brazen confidence went

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liondragon3229

XD You want to hear embarrassing? Here's one.

 

So this is like my third crush, I think. I went to a amusement park. You know, the one with Shamu the whale. And it was night. I went on one of the rides that let you see everything, the lights and stuff. Thats when I met my crush. I don't remember much, but it was just like in the movies. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. Lol. Everything was soooo romantic. The sparkling lights, the nice view... And then once the ride was over, we had to part. We even held hands. And we never, met again. And to make things more wierd, I was only six years old at the time. Man, how crazy I was.  

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 can't think of anything  put here.

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elfbrain270

i tackled this dude in second grade and now i have a crush on him?

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twice as strong

still alive

we've made it this far

we know how to survive

 

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tsunamininja5

I was like 3 and I had a stick in one hand, lollipop in the other, wasn't paying attention, licked the stick instead of the lollipop

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amberpegasus203

in 4th grade i got defensive about my age and instead of saying "youngest person in the class" said "youngest person in the county."

 

once when i was like a toddler apparently i decided to play with a piece of scrap metal or glass or something. ended up having to get stitches

 

like last year i got into a disagreement about something and ended up repeating the other guy's argument against him

 

when i was in middle school chorus i had terrible breath control so when i sang i nodded like a bobblehead on too much sugar.

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   ~est. April 2014~

 

Oh, how I've missed you, my friend...

Time has changed us both.

But deep down, our hearts remain the same.

So, no matter where life takes us, remember...

 

 

 

 

 

lol XD

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only a fool tries to sit at the head of a round table

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I don't care what you call me as long as it isn't late for dinner

 

Only those that have a beginning have a ending

 

 

 

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ponysweater12

I do not have a moment to share.

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Darla Midnight

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compasspaw43

@Darla Midnight, you mean you don't have any embarrassing childhood stories? 

 

Heres some more of mine...

eight years ago today, I got a wood chip stuck in my eye.

 

My friend used to have a little bird what would whistle at you when you walked in the door. When I opened the door it whistled at me and it scared me so bad, I screamed at the bird and nearly tumbled down the stairs. 

 

One time, I accidentally poisoned my grandma's hermit crabs. I washed their water dish with soap, but I didn't rinse the soap out. (I was 5. I didn't know you had to wash the soap out!) needless to say, they died within the next couple days. 

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What's your Malfunction?

Bring it forth perfects a bore for what it's worth

Curvy, skinny, or bizarre

The best shape is who you are

Raise your hand if you're not from a mold

Varied strings are worth more than gold

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dragonfire3007

When I was in first grade my teacher told us to write about our pets and I didn't have one. I could've written about what pet I wanted like any normal child, but NOOOO I had to write about how my younger brother acted like a dog. 

At the next parent teacher confrence my teacher told my mom I was creative.

I think creative must be a synonym for insane.

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ponyspicy6

X3

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parakeetpanther60

I had to get a piece of popcorn (a kernel i think) removed from my ear

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Heads or tails

Do you even know

Which side you're on?

And does it even matter

If they're on

The same coin?

 

Heroes always get remembered

But you know legends 

Never die

 

when I was younger I decided it was a great idea to swing between the levels of my cousins barn. On a rope. I did it right a couple of times but then the rope broke and I fell ten feet and landed on my butt. I then got up and instead of wondering how I had lived, I asked my cousin if I had been unconscious because I thought it would be cool to pass out like a hero.

 

My mom also stuck her hand into a chicken box for eggs and brought out a skunk. it is no more

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only a fool tries to sit at the head of a round table

                                                stendeval

 

I don't care what you call me as long as it isn't late for dinner

 

Only those that have a beginning have a ending

 

 

 

I ment back

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nightdagon or Skylark

 

only a fool tries to sit at the head of a round table

                                                stendeval

 

I don't care what you call me as long as it isn't late for dinner

 

Only those that have a beginning have a ending

 

 

 

Also got stiches on my eye lid for running at a tube at eye level. It hurt.

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nightdagon or Skylark

 

only a fool tries to sit at the head of a round table

                                                stendeval

 

I don't care what you call me as long as it isn't late for dinner

 

Only those that have a beginning have a ending

 

 

 

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inkartistic23

During my last play I ran into a set piece in front of the whole audience

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Echo

 

Gang - Silence,North,Lilian, 

Jay

 

 

Christian

 

The clock stopped ticking

Forever ago

How long have I been up? 

IDK :(

 Why can't see? (2x)

All the colourthat you see? 

 

Flipside: Octave 

 

 

Maple will heal your soul

When I was in eighth grade, my friend (who was a girl (and actually now my girlfriend)) and I were out and we got donuts. It was really good, but this older dude, he was like 19 or something walked by and he said, "You guys are adorable together awwwwww," And we'd just discovered animation channels like James's and Jaiden's...sooooooooo my friend pulled out a Jaiden Animations quote. "I'm- actually- uh, lesbian," she said. AND I kid you not! Without missing a beat, my genius eighth grade self said to her, "I though you were american." 

 

I wonder where that genius went...

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Midnight dust on the floor

Watch it turn into gold

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ponyspicy6

You know how in those old cartoons little kids are with their parents while they are doing groceries and are putting whatever they like in the cart and then their parents take it all out. That was me as a kid.

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skyscraperarrow12

this is really, really sad, i was bored, so i started reading all these stories and now i just realize i don't have an embarassing story... am i supposed to be happy that nothing embarassing has ever happened to me? D: i feel like i owe you guys a story... maybe i should go do something embarassing...

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Destiny, Mai, Meanie, Dune, Mina

Rem:Scarlet/Soul

?WHO AM I REALLY?

A Warrior?

A Seeker?

A Fighter?

A Greencloak?

A Hero?

A Musician?

A Reader?

A Survivor?

A Challenger?

A Normal Girl?

A Ninjago Fan?

 

Turns out...

 

I'm all of them

 

And that's who I will always be...

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elfbrain270

When I was super little, I used to go to the bathroom without closing the door.

 

One time I tried to jump off the couch in an attempt to fly. 

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twice as strong

still alive

we've made it this far

we know how to survive

 

~mills

Don't go embarrassing your self. That's just embarrassing

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nightdagon or Skylark

 

only a fool tries to sit at the head of a round table

                                                stendeval

 

I don't care what you call me as long as it isn't late for dinner

 

Only those that have a beginning have a ending

 

 

 

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opaldragon1081

For some reason, I not once, but twice decided it was a good idea to play tag in high heels. Kindergarden, and second grade. I guess I didn't learn. I sprained my ankle twice.

 

I also decided it was a good idea to attempt to run across the swings while playing tag. I twisted my knee.

 

I also decided it was  agood idea to do cartwheels in the hallway 15 minutes before my 9th birthday party. You can guess how that ended up: a broken finger.

 

Last one, I promise. I rode my sister's bike that was like 3 sizes too small for me. I ended up falling off with a broken arm.

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"If nothing ever changed, there would be no such thing as butterflies."

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"Two heads are better than one."

#moresigsp-

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topazhamster42

oof.

 

I was once racing my brother on my bike, and I fell off onto a pile of rocks and scratched up my knee pretty badly. my entire kneecap is a scar

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The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

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#Remember the Lost

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Jade = twin

 

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ponyspicy6

I was a horrible sleeper as a baby and I refused to fall asleep unless my mom rocked me or moved me in the baby carriage. My mom had to do this until around 2-3 in the night since the second she stopped moving me I would wake up and start crying.

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Remember the lost☯

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wolfprism161

@mills- lol, you remind of this one story where this girl is six and took down a boy (also the same age). Now that boy loves her. He loves her like he wants marry her. So definitely nothing weird about your experience with a boy. Xd 

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firecobra400

I was like five and I was learning to bike, and one time my mom let go of me and I forgot how to brake, so I rode right into a tree at fast speed, I didn’t break anything it just hurt. ( this is without training wheels )

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- fire -

 

its been a great time. I think I should make a real signature.

i do think I should leave early. But besides that- I think everyone should still be happy and to move on even If it hurts. Best of luck.

 

- fire -

I managed to crash my bike and break it beyond repair. I was riding on gravel so I was in great pain for 24 hours afterwards.

 

My Great grand mother threw her back out when she sneezed

 

I've run dry of storys. Though you'll are hilarious

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only a fool tries to sit at the head of a round table

                                                stendeval

 

I don't care what you call me as long as it isn't late for dinner

 

Only those that have a beginning have a ending

 

 

 

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catamber1354

I sprained my ankle running from the Banana of Doom.

 

Oh wait that was only a year ago

 

 

I slammed full force into a closed door.

 

That was two days ago.

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Forget all this stuff that I usually put here. The forums are ending so no one cares what's supposed to be here.

 

But this is what I want you all to remember: Be kind. You will have everything in life if you are kind.

 

Love you all.

 

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ponyspicy6

boop

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A few months into kindergarten, I started asking my parents for permission to use the bathroom at home. Public schools do things like that to impressionable five year-olds. 

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

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misttiger110

okay so my entire life is an embarrassing story

 

BUT 

 

when i was in 3rd or 4th grade, i decided to sing a song for my class.

 

it was bad

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elfbrain270

Last summer I nose dived into a four foot pool. I'm over five feet. 

 

I ALMOST BROKE MY NOSE

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twice as strong

still alive

we've made it this far

we know how to survive

 

~mills

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ponyspicy6

My school has little hills in our yard and usually, we can run down it and be fine. But during winter when the hills were covered in ice I decided that they were okay to run down. That was a bad idea.

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Remember the lost☯

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Rember the SAMB

 

 

 

 

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topazhamster42

I was a very bad baby for the first month after birth. I kept my parents up all hours of the night. I mean, all hours. someone had to be holding me constantly or else I wouldn't stop screaming.

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~Topaz

*I have returned!*

The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

Proud  Christian

 

Jw|K|Jx|S|B

 

#Remember the Lost

#Moresigspace

Jade = twin

 

2019 is a green bean

When I was learning to do a backflip, there was a field next to the highway and I woul practice there. I was listening to music and not expecting anybidy would hear me... A cop pulled someone over, and it was really awkward for me to be blasting edm and a middle aged guy trying to talk to the police while wathcing me doing belly flops on the grass at the same time. My ears were probably magenta. 

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It's alright, with memories inside

Midnight dust on the floor

Watch it turn into gold

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liondragon3229

Once... I locked myself in the bathroom and couldn't get out because I didn't know how to unlock it. And that's how I learned how to break the handle. Then there was this time when I learned how to wear heels. Now every time I see someone wearing them wrong, I feel like giving a lecture on how to wear them and then realize how weird that would be. 

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 can't think of anything  put here.

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