From the person who brought you '1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART'
I bring you..
1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF HOME DEPOT!
This is how it works.
Person one: Way 1. (1 way here)
Person two: Way 2. (1 way here)
Cover yourself with paint (borrowed from Home Depot) and yell I'M A CHAMELEON!
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"What are you doing in my territory?!"
"Can't you drown somewhere else?"
"But who would rescue me there?"
Call me Corgi