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cobracaramel65

Hello!

From the person who brought you '1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART'

I bring you..

1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF HOME DEPOT!

 

Anyways.

This is how it works.

Person one: Way 1. (1 way here)

Person two: Way 2. (1 way here)

Etc

Let's start!

1.

Cover yourself with paint (borrowed from Home Depot) and yell I'M A CHAMELEON!

Nexxtttt!

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"What are you doing in my territory?!"

"Drowning...?"

"Can't you drown somewhere else?"

"But who would rescue me there?"

Call me Corgi

 

 

 

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parakeetemerald20

smash all the windows w/ a wrench and then go take all the plumbing stuff and tell an employee: ''i broke all those windows, so can i get all this plumbing stuff 4 free?''

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Parakeet

Imagine the post below mine as being read by Morgan Freeman

 

 

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cerberushorse19

Grab a board, and sharpie a face on it, and call it "plank" and have it be your best friend forever!

 

 

(If you have seen Ed, Ed, and Eddy, then you will get this XD )

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From the ashes a fire shall be woken...

A light from the darkness shall sping...

Renewed shall be blade that is broken...

The crownless again shall be king.

 

 

"I will not hide, while other fight our battles for US!" -Kili, The Battle of the Five Armies

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catphoenix459

Yell at a employee into he or she leave then break everything you see

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I am Souless

 

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ivorydusk16

Climb the shelves, and let the chandeliers fall.

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~Ivory~

If I got locked away 

And we lost it all today 

Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? 

If I showed you my flaws 

If I couldn't be strong

Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? 

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greenstorm25

take out all the paint tester tabs and tell I LIKE TOMATOES!

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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cobracaramel65

8.

Take 'Your best friend Planky,' steal some beef jerky. Say Planky is hungry. Then throw it all the employees

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"What are you doing in my territory?!"

"Drowning...?"

"Can't you drown somewhere else?"

"But who would rescue me there?"

Call me Corgi

 

 

 

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hydrabloodhound33

9.

 

Take the wall paper, and stick it on all the empoyees

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                                       ==Hydra==

 

 

Owner of the Master sword

Light Essence.

 

 PAN

    The real Hydra (please stand up)

King of Awkward Pauses

 

#Yedra

 Hero of Light and Dark

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dragonwolf3791

:)

 

Grab all the potted plants, and yell, HOW DARE YOU CAPTURE MY KINGDOM, AND THROW THEM AT EVERYONE.

 

or

 

Grab the super glue, and glue everybody's shoes to the floor, and paint then.

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Nimbus

 

“Don't Kill, and don't be killed.” -Asriel Dreemur

 

Complete Nerd

Ravenclaw

Shape-shifter

Christian

 

 

"Knowledge is a precious resource; Preserve it at all costs."

 

 

 

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pegasustornado28

Climb on top of the fridges and open the freezers singing LET IT GOOOOOOOOO and open all the little fridges near the check-outs and sing LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO louder and start painting the floor an icy blue.

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I'm Meg.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

 

I'm a Ravenclaw.

I own rats.

And I will never be ashamed of who I am.

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blizzardphoenix383

Turn it into a swimming pool by bringing a hose in!

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My name is Zi. I am a

 

Greencloak

Element of Kindness

Air mage

Dragon rider

RiverClan warrior

NightWing-SeaWing hybrid

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wolfpuppy1101

Start singing Dumb Ways to Die... and do the actions to the song.

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Pup, with Red, Hal, Bomb and Stella the Angry Birds!

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cobradragon1626

Hit them on the head with a plank of wood and start making snores that sound like vacum cleaners then steal and eat all the lolipops!

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    Das  God Of Animals. DINOSAURS!

Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Sunny, StarflightPeril, Winter,Firestar Conor Meilin Rollan Tris Four Leashed pack Sweet Lucky Indominus Rex Hawkeye Black Widow

Wesen

 

Mudwing/Seawing

 

SAMB Law Enforcement(Cause we need one)

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heroinerabbit4

Put on a construction hat, and write "The Boss has arrived" on it. Then go around to everyone saying "Back off!" Finally, go to the manager with a mop you stole. Wave it in the air and say "Bow to me! I rule the world! But with my mop." Dance with your mop and give it a little kiss.

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That moment when you have no ideas for your signature....

Rabit

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dragontwilight502

Drop a stink bomb in it! ~Discord

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~*Verity's Backup*~

 

OC Gang!:

AydenHaloTanukaValeTikiEmberNyssZyaShikuTempestMono

GaleTadpoleNebulaPreciousCobraCycloneInfernoNevermoreMalachiteGalaxy

 

 

And Midnight and Jellal.

 

#MidityFTW!

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dragonwolf3791

My mom read these. We laughed SOOOOO hard.

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Nimbus

 

“Don't Kill, and don't be killed.” -Asriel Dreemur

 

Complete Nerd

Ravenclaw

Shape-shifter

Christian

 

 

"Knowledge is a precious resource; Preserve it at all costs."

 

 

 

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amberfog37

Wrap all the employes in patterned duck tape so that only their noses and eyes show.Drive them around in shopping charts,and drive the shopping charts into the shelves.

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infiltratingwriter7

OMG!!! I just read all these and I was laughing uncontrollably while farting through my mouth!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am...

 

Light -

 

Star Wars freak

Legend of Zelda fan

Marvel Super Heroes fan

Frozen fan

Harry Potter fan & reader

Bookworm

Gamer

Musician

 

Dark -

 

impulsive

troublemaker

feisty

occasionally short-tempered

retaliatory

often strictly following rules

 

 

 

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silversunset13

Ew...

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~S u n n y~

 

 

 

i am friend

 

love me plz

 

what even is this site anymore

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I'm Meg.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

 

I'm a Ravenclaw.

I own rats.

And I will never be ashamed of who I am.

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breezefly23

start dancing the chicken dance and sing the ABCs in the middle of the store!

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If I Bled, I'll Bled, knowing that you don't care

~ Nightcore: Missing

 

Black rain comes flowing down and I stand alone with drenched cheeks.I'll pull this trigger, so that nothing more will be taken from me

 

~ Liar Mask (Translated Into English)

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elfpenguin23

Grab something very long, hold it in the air, run, and screem "For Narnia!"

(even better get a fried to do the same thing but screem "For Asland!"

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Space Balls!!!!!!        

OHIO STATE!!!!!

 

                           

                                           

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wolfsoul276

Grab all the ice-blue paint and open them get a paint brush and flick little pieces of paint in the air while singing Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

OR

Pretend to be a janitor.

 

 

Add one thing to my bucket list

Pretend To Be A Janitor In Home Depot.

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Woie

 

Let me go, let me out, this is not my choice    

From on my knees, make me a Hercules

I was meant to be a warrior, please

Make me a Hercules.

 

 

I'm starting to believe in the power of a name  

Cause it can't be a mistake if I just call it change

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cobradragon1626

(THIS IS ONLY IF THE MANAGER IS A GUY) Tie the manager to a table and apply make up to him and tape the employees and security gards To shopping carts, cover them with patterened tape so only thier eyes and nose shows. Salute to Amber fog.

 

 

 

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    Das  God Of Animals. DINOSAURS!

Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Sunny, StarflightPeril, Winter,Firestar Conor Meilin Rollan Tris Four Leashed pack Sweet Lucky Indominus Rex Hawkeye Black Widow

Wesen

 

Mudwing/Seawing

 

SAMB Law Enforcement(Cause we need one)

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pizzawolf112

Climb to the top of a shelf take a tool box and a bucket of paint and wene somen passes by open the tool box and paint and say there is a 100% chance of falling tool and drop the tools on them tan say folowed by paint and dump the paint on them

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Grab a screwdriver and attempt to go into the "Employees Only" area. When the employees ask what you are doing, you say, "There are DALEKS in there!" If the workers don't let you in, you run past them and scream "FOR ASGARD!!!!!!" and create chaos. (Make sure that you make a HUGE mess.)

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BRING BACK FIREFLY!

 

   "Tries to be normal at a social event.

    Ends up talking about Doctor Who." -Socially Awkward Penguin      

 

  "In nine hundred years of time and

space and I've never met

someone who wasn't

important." -Doctor Who

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athenalion36

Pegasus, annoying Frozen stuff was MY thing! Anyway.... Steal paint and make a huge mural. Then paint everyone blue and yell, "Avatars is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Athena + Quickie

 Lucian/Ekat

 

I have a samurai cake knife, nunchaku, a wooden sword, a staff, and my hands and feet. Also a trumpet. Back! Aza!

 

Black belt, here I come!

 

Currently Awaiting Black Belt.

 

#Tiger

#Remember&Hope4Every1

 

 

 

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lynxkraken17

You can get kicked out of anywhere this way: sing. Really annoying songs. Offensive songs work, but there, you know offensive, so annoying are better. 

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 Secrets

 

Angel with a shotgun  

 

Theater Geek + Broadway! 

 

Sci-fi Fantasy Books!!! 

Marvel is my fandom 

 

I'm a total NERD!!!! 

 

Cats!!! 

Dragons

 

My Chemical Romance

 

No Glitter

 

 life is prep for death, but what is death? 

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parakeetemerald20

burping is , but better than what you said cause thats just wrong.

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Parakeet

Imagine the post below mine as being read by Morgan Freeman

 

 

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parakeetemerald20

burping is . not farting through mouth. thats just wrong.

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Parakeet

Imagine the post below mine as being read by Morgan Freeman

 

 

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bulldogdolphin333

Paint youreslf any kind of blue (icy or light blue would do VERY well for this situation), and run all around the store (including the "Employee's Only" room!) and shout, "I'M A SNOWFLAKE CREATED BY ELSA FROM FROZEN!" and when your done sing Let It Go from Frozen as horribly as you can and when your done that shriek "I'm Elsa!" In a little girl vioce and run off with security behind you. 

 

 

 

Credit to someone on the "1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!" topic for the 'shriek "I'm Elsa!" in a little girl vioce' Part

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You're a cherry blossom, you're about to bloom, you look so pretty but you're gone so soon....

 

#RememberSkylarForever

Midnight, twin of Diamond (KittenUnicorn308)

Leo

Fudge, her SA

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amberpegasus203

Paint everyone orange, white, blue, brown, black, yellow, and icy blue, then make a pair of wings, attach them to your back and scream "I AM CANDY FAME AND I AM HERE TO TAKE ALL YOUR CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can. Then dump paint everywhere.

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Raven Tsakaryn

   ~est. April 2014~

 

Oh, how I've missed you, my friend...

Time has changed us both.

But deep down, our hearts remain the same.

So, no matter where life takes us, remember...

 

 

 

 

 

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catphoenix459

Scream into your voice hurts but after that grab any hammer you can find or a toll box when you see a employee(but mostly do this to the manger) drop a hammer then a drill next if you have a wrech throw it hard down hit the employee or manger in the foot he drops down you jump down and run but make sure he follows (before you did this if you have a friend that's great at traps call them and ask if to make a trap in the paint alies when you get in there they signal that you climb a shelve watch and when he or she comes watch the show

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I am Souless

 

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redopal21

Walk casually into a cashier's booth take whatever you see, then scream: Where da paint!!!!!!!!!!!????" in the casheir's face. Then sprint away, grab a big bucket of green paint, come back, and splash it on the cashier while yelling: "I'm a magic squirrel! The grass is falling from the sky!"

 

To ensure you get kicked out, grab lots and lots of paint. Then yell in an employee's face "Me want paint!". Then walk out the door with your paint right in front of this employee. And casually walk back in. And out again. Then start running away yelling "I stole paint!" and turn around and run back in. For good measure, open the paint and dump it on yourself and another customer. If they ask you to pay for the paint, yell, "Orange dollars!" and show them you have no money or anything.

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I've never seen a purple cow

I never hoped to see one

But I can tell you anyhow

I'd rather see than be one

              -Anonymous

 

Redopal21

 

*Jade*

 

This sentence contains so much information!!! 

 

Have a nice day!

 

#MoreSigSpace  

 

 

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bulldogdolphin333

RedOpal, you made me laugh untill my eyes started to water!

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You're a cherry blossom, you're about to bloom, you look so pretty but you're gone so soon....

 

#RememberSkylarForever

Midnight, twin of Diamond (KittenUnicorn308)

Leo

Fudge, her SA

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athenalion36

Bulldog, that was my topic!

 

First time I've ever had someone credit me.

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Athena + Quickie

 Lucian/Ekat

 

I have a samurai cake knife, nunchaku, a wooden sword, a staff, and my hands and feet. Also a trumpet. Back! Aza!

 

Black belt, here I come!

 

Currently Awaiting Black Belt.

 

#Tiger

#Remember&Hope4Every1

 

 

 

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ravenfairy19

Steal all of the free samples then run out of the store yelling FREEE SAAAMPLES!

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~Lily~

Lilyshine of THUNDERCLAN

Polaris the ICEWING

Amber the MUDWING

Dove the SKYWING

Cocoa the RAINWING

Seasalt the SEAWING

Musicmaker the NIGHTWING

Mirage the SANDWING

 

 

 

 

"If everyone were normal, the world would be boring."-ME

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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uniquepegasus11

Get on top of a ceiling fan that's on, and just spin around and around. When someone walks by below you, spit and see how long it takes the spit to reach the person.

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We left, but did you know? No one noticed us below. We left, but did you care? We're gone for good; goodbye and beware.

 #Eboizz

#RememberTheForgotten

 

                                    ~Ebony~ 

               (& Blossom!)

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pizzawolf112

Take skew driver go in the employes only area find there secret stash of doughnuts cupcakes and suger cookies and yell surender you stash or ill shoot

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Idk what to put on here 

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artemishunting119

Ooh! Drive on one of those kiddie cars super fast through all the aisles. Jump on the carpet in the flooring section. And then climb up those ladders that say 'employees only' jump onto a shelf, and sing/yell/scream Let It Go with variations. Like, goblin, british, gollum, batman, etc.
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 Artemis

 It's 2018 and I'm procrastinating my homework by doing pretty much anything other than what I should be doing. 

 

 

 

 

 

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