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cobracaramel65

Hello!

From the person who brought you 1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART and 1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF HOME DEPOT

 

I bring to you..

 

1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A MARIOTT HOTEL!

 

You know the rules.

This is how it works.

 

Person 1: 1. (a way to get kicked out)

Person 2: 2. (Another way to get kicked out)

etc.

Let's start!

 

1.

Hide in a basket in the laundromat, and jump out and throw clothes whenever someone comes by.

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"What are you doing in my territory?!"

"Drowning...?"

"Can't you drown somewhere else?"

"But who would rescue me there?"

Call me Corgi

 

 

 

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parakeetemerald20

wreck the thing then say ``do I sleep there 4 free?``

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Parakeet

Imagine the post below mine as being read by Morgan Freeman

 

 

Barge into people's suites, and point at a little kid and say, "I NEED YOU TO BE MY COMPANION."

Then randomly sing Pompeii

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BRING BACK FIREFLY!

 

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    Ends up talking about Doctor Who." -Socially Awkward Penguin      

 

  "In nine hundred years of time and

space and I've never met

someone who wasn't

important." -Doctor Who

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cerberushorse19

Ask t he concierge, "Excuse me, would you please escort me to a carrige, preferably one heading to Narnia?" 

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From the ashes a fire shall be woken...

A light from the darkness shall sping...

Renewed shall be blade that is broken...

The crownless again shall be king.

 

 

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catphoenix459

Hang from the front room's chandler and when people open the door sing LET IT GO song off key as hard as you can when they try to get to you sing it harder or yell at them

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I am Souless

 

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amberpegasus203

Swing from the chandelier scream-singing "Chandelier." Then, throw pies everywhere.

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So, no matter where life takes us, remember...

 

 

 

 

 

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stormbreeze48

sneak around the hotel like a spy for no reason at all while playing music. Later crash and eat all the froot loops in the breakfest area and watch tv.

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but overcome evil with good."

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lynxkraken17

-Run down the halls screaming the most annoying songs you can think of and banging on the walls. After you have done that, pop some gum into your mouth and spit it on whoever tries to kick you out. 

 

-hammer loudly on a random door and say in your best romainian accent. "I am the viper. I have come to vipe your vindows"

 

-Go to the breakfast buffe, heap  plates with food, and dump them on peoples heads. 

 

-walk up to everyone and yell in there face a prophecy from a book you like

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Dragons

 

My Chemical Romance

 

No Glitter

 

 life is prep for death, but what is death? 

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ravenfairy19

Set off fireworks in your room then go to the room next to you and say "HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!" Then scream-sing LET-IT-GO in the manager's face.

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Polaris the ICEWING

Amber the MUDWING

Dove the SKYWING

Cocoa the RAINWING

Seasalt the SEAWING

Musicmaker the NIGHTWING

Mirage the SANDWING

 

 

 

 

"If everyone were normal, the world would be boring."-ME

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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pizzawolf112

Ask them can you shoe me the closest way to erdas 

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Idk what to put on here 

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bulldogdolphin333

Open a random door and shout (with a moose stuffed animal), "KIETH! WHERES MY COFEE!?"

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athenalion36

Get a moose stuffed animal and a coffee cup and run to the lobby. Then scream "I LOVE YOU COFEENA!!!" and kiss the coffee cup.

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platinumbrain36

Screech your violin and when they come to kick you out, screech the violin more and sing Let It Go and whack the bow on their heads.

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If you leave without saying anything, no one notices. But when you make a fuss, everyone BEGS you to stay. It's not genuine(Mostly). Join the club.

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I AM THE SUPREME QUEEN OF ANNOYINGNESS!

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Because I'm counting stars where my demons hide to make you well

 

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cobradragon1626

Go in and(with a moose and a cofee cup) Scream "WHERE IS KIETH WITH MY BLASTED COFFEE"

 

and jump on the beds

 

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greenstorm25

(this is for a jw marriot)

 

go to the breakfast bar and lobby on the third floor then wreck the place and stuff your mout with food

 

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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graywolf2891

-Run down the halls screaming the most annoying songs you can think of

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Call me Ink

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tigerarrow120

Let your owls fly around, and then go to the ATM in the buliding.  After you get money scream at the top of your lungs:  "AGAIN!  AGAIN!  THIS IS THE THIRD TIME WE'VE WON THIS WEEK!"  Then the the owls your money and have them drop it everywhere.

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I'm Crow.

 

I'm Donkey.

 

I'm Potato chip.

 

and I'm §!

 

Together we are......

 

 

THE AWESOME PEEPS!

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graywolf2891

horsedragon173 here! Here is my way! 

Dress up like Olvan and scream at people: 

1. "KEITH! WHERE IS MY BLASTED COFFEE?" 

2. " WE MUST GO FORTH AND RETRIEVE ALL OF THE TALISMANS!" 

3. "FOR ERDAS!" 

4. "FREE THE ANIMALS FROM BILE!" 

5. "KILL THE DEVOURERS!" 

6. "BOW DOWN TO DANISH AND GO BOTHER SOME OTHER GREAT BEAST!" 

7. " HELLO KEEPER. GO GET THE BRONZE EAGLE OF HALAWIR! NOW! GO, GO, GO!: 

8. " WHERE IS MY MOOSE?" 

9. " RETRIEVE TARIK FROM ROOM 123, MEILIN AND ABEKE FROM 135, AND ROLLAN AND CONOR FROM 246! NOW!" 

10. " DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE DEVOURERS TOOK THE IRON BOAR? IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!" 

 

Then when the manager comes, sing a  spirit animal version of do you wanna build a snowman, and skip around. 

(by the way, you yell those saying in order on different peoples faces!)

 

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Call me Ink

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graywolf2891

I meant 1273, not 173! Hi to everyone!

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Call me Ink

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stormbreeze48

Ride around in the laundry cart and when someone trys to stop you yell a prophecy from a book like" FIRE WILL SAVE THE CLAN!" or "BEFORE THERE IS PEACE, BLOOD WILL SPILL BLOOD AND THE LAKE WILL RUN RED!"

 

-both from warriors books!-

 

From Storm 

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*~storm~*

 

"Do not be overcome by evil,

but overcome evil with good."

~Romans 12:21

 

Thank you, SAMB, for a wonderful experience.

 

 

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catphoenix459

I always love these so here's another one

Walk down the hallways like a NORMAL person

then a little later run like a manic through the halls

if the hotel has a swimming pool(I don't know if it does but just go with this)

and yell the five elements on the top of your lungs(Because when I last in a room with a pool it echoed)

when someone tried to get you out through a stuff moose toy then yell "Get them Setven"(The moose from Frozen)

then run 

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I am Souless

 

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greenstorm25

bookmark!

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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dragonwolf2982

I dig this up while stay at a Mariott hotel. XD

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